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I'm not nearly as talented as Will, but here's another option for ya-

Rum Cake

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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Sigh.

I'm having an awful day. I'm having what I consider to be the worst day I've had in seven years. We recently applied for a loan that would have improved our lives about three thousand percent. The bank told us we had it and then a week later they tell us we don't. Now we're screwed.

I'm in a really foul mood. I hate being lied to. I'll be at the bar soaking in a pint.

 

 

 

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Sorry, mate... wish there was something I could do for ya, other than cook in the back kitchen...

Touche'

Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend

Pyrates of the Coast

"All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket."

"Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."

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I could help cook, William, if that's what ye be needin'! Sorry, canna help with the loan and bankers and such. I need te find some work 'round 'ere anyways. :(

OOps! That was my outside voice;)!

"Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt

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~Sail it like you stole it!~

"Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"

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**Grabbing a lantern, braves the darkest depths of the hold finding William**

Oh dearest William, it grieves my heart to hear your ill news. Life can be a grand dame bi*** on occassion and it always seems to be that way when you are truly counting on something. **Leans close and offers a bottle of cognac**So sorry, my dear. Not knowing the type of loan you were trying to procure I am unbeknownst if this will work, but you may try Lending Tree.com. Perhaps they may be of aid. **Gives a little squeeze of encouragement**

...Or lay these bones in an unworthy urn, Tombless, with no rememberance over them: Either our history shall with full mouth Speak freely of our acts, or else our grave, Like a Turkish mute, shall have a toungueless mouth, Not worshipped with a waxen epitaph... King Henry V- William Shakespeare

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(completely sober at William's news)

William, damn, I be sorry to hear of yer bad banking news. Me thoughts are with ye, matey.

I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map.

-- Loreena McKennitt

My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime.

-- Stan Rogers

I don't pretend to be captain weird.

I just do what I do.

-- Johnny Depp

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Mercernary Wench, congratulations on making Plunderer! Cheers to ye! :ph34r:

I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map.

-- Loreena McKennitt

My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime.

-- Stan Rogers

I don't pretend to be captain weird.

I just do what I do.

-- Johnny Depp

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Drunk huh? Hmmm....perhaps I'll look thru his pants, er pockets. I am a pirate ye know

Christine! Ye have been down at The Confessional Closet too long! This here be the Tsunami Kate. Ye don't be puttin yer hands down in me trousers here! Remember, this is Ciaran, not PyratePhil! (turns toward Phil and grins and evil grin)

I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map.

-- Loreena McKennitt

My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime.

-- Stan Rogers

I don't pretend to be captain weird.

I just do what I do.

-- Johnny Depp

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*Sits down, taking note of the patrons, ponders a nice halibut, a nice port*

Hmmm..I wonder, must I serve myself, or will I be waited upon..I would do this myself, but..tonight, inlight of misfortune, I don't know..drums fingers, and puts fingers to forehead in deep consideration.... :ph34r: *

What to do, what to do??? Hmmm..who to do, who to do?? :ph34r:

OOps! That was my outside voice;)!

"Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt

Hetha12.jpg

~Sail it like you stole it!~

"Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"

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Drunk huh? Hmmm....perhaps I'll look thru his pants, er pockets. I am a pirate ye know

Christine! Ye have been down at The Confessional Closet too long! This here be the Tsunami Kate. Ye don't be puttin yer hands down in me trousers here! Remember, this is Ciaran, not PyratePhil! (turns toward Phil and grins and evil grin)

:ph34r: are you sure this isn't what made you sober, ciaran. and i thought christine and pphil were at the grotto, i was down the confeesional with jack, last time i checked? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :ph34r:

~snow :D

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*Upon seein' Lady Snow and others whom might recognize M', I hide m' red flurry of hair, up under a large wide-brimmed hat, with a red feather, and hide one eye with a patch* A halibut and port please! :ph34r:

OOps! That was my outside voice;)!

"Big on self-reliance and personal responsibility. Down on culture of victimology. Nobody owes you a thing and life isn't always fair. Spend a little more time being grateful and less time bitching and you just might find a smile replacing that scowl. Being miserable doesn't make you 'deep;' it makes you insufferable."-The Thirsty Celt

Hetha12.jpg

~Sail it like you stole it!~

"Silence is Golden; Duct Tape is Silver"

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