PyratePhil Posted February 13, 2005 Share Posted February 13, 2005 LOL - ...well, they HAVE done documentaries on apes using tools... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 I always carry lockpicks for just such emergencies.... and a party-sized container of WD40...That's scary, Christine - I almost posted that... Scary ye say? PPhil, when I read Merrydeath's "rusty chastity belt" post (haven't followed this thread in quite while), the first thing that came to mind was WD40.... "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Scary ye say? PPhil, when I read Merrydeath's "rusty chastity belt" post (haven't followed this thread in quite while), the first thing that came to mind was WD40.... LOL... ...that's 1000 and 1 uses... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 A thousand and two... but I cannot reveal... "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 takes labels off of handcuffs too.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 ...AND various body parts... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 It takes off body parts??? dang.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 ...i' took' 'y 'ips off... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 *uses the superduper translatoriam* It took my lips off. good gods.. he's a (sh)lipless wonder.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Loose lips...must have been exposed to WD-40 ...now I can gum ya' all ta' death... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 I guess I should have written.. lipchiclet.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 5, 2005 Share Posted March 5, 2005 Reminds me of a guy we used to know in school named Lipschitz, and the endless taunting he endured, poor fella... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Wait, where did you go to school? My mom went to school in New York with a girl whose last name was Lipschitz. Poor thing, lol! My mom made up this interesting saying, "If your lips schitz, my ass talks!" LOL!!!! Maybe they were brother and sister-lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 YES!!! YES!!! THAT WAS IT!!! ...sorry for yelling - I got excited... Went to high school in Westchester, NY - just above Manhattan - in a little place called Yonkers, me born-and-bred town...Saunders Tech, iffin' ye want to be precise... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted March 7, 2005 Share Posted March 7, 2005 Wow, a little quote like that got ya all excited......interesting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 very interesting.. I wonder what he's been thinking about all day? Talking baboons? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 Oh, just monkeying around... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady snow Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Oh, just monkeying around... me likes the way ye think pphil! i'm a native to brooklyn, but we moved to rockland county when i was four and then to south jersey a couple years later. found my way to your neck of the woods years ago! :) ~snow with faith, trust and pixiedust, everything is possible if it be tourist season, why can't we shoot them? IWG #3057 - Local 9 emmf steel rose player - bella donna, 2005 improv cast member and dance instructor - fort tryon medieval festival lady neige - midsummer renaissance faire Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 The Baboon in his natural element is shy and quiet, but get him with other babboons and he becomes the life of the party. Telling monkey jokes and passing bananas around, he is a welcome sight to his female friend. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Presenting Mutual of Omaha's Wild Baboon Kingdom... (OPEN with tight shot of Baboon face) Papio Partyus once roamed the land in numbers too vast to imagine... (ZOOM OUT to establishing locale scene) (Several baboons stagger drunkenly about...Mr. Baboon sits tiredly on a bar stool, a clove cigarette dangling from his lips, empty bottles of rum strewn about, several female baboons lay peacefully sleeping around him) ...but due to decades of uninhibited partying, they now live at the brink of extinction... (VOICEOVER with Mr. Baboon) "Look, mate, ye can't burn yer baboons at both ends for long, ye know what I be sayin'? 'Ere, I'm as good an example as any - 3 quarts o' Captain Morgan a day, 'aven't been eatin' enough bananas or bugs, and the baboon babes - oh, man, don't get me started, 'ey? YOU try that for a week and see where th' bloody 'ell YOU end up! Extinction my purple little backside, mate!" ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Oh, crikey mate!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 9, 2005 Share Posted March 9, 2005 Oh, crikey mate!!! Is that anything like checkmate or CoffeeMate? ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kalum Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Oh, crikey mate!!! Is that anything like checkmate or CoffeeMate? ::falls over laughing:: Almost lost an'ther pint o' rum t' the monitor with that mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Oh, crikey mate!!! Is that anything like checkmate or CoffeeMate? More like Cricket-- it includes calls and balls, swinging and singing. Poor Mr.Baboon, he's a quiet animal usually, but occasionally he is thrown from his cave into the light of day. Of course he also likes to make nests in trees, large wooden compounds where he tackles his female companion. Their cries are heard over the roaring of the other pri-mates voiciing their approval. After stocking up on banananas and protein, they will spend hours combing the fur of the mate. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted March 10, 2005 Share Posted March 10, 2005 Almost lost an'ther pint o' rum t' the monitor with that mate! Sorry - I'll owe you one or three... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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