Merrydeath Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 where and how much laddy? I may need to fire on someone soon...... Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 ebay. Just do yerself a search for "cutlass" and "pistol". Actually, do it and take a look-see -- its a mighty fine little prop. But its useless fer firin', fer iffen ye pack it with powder and succed in ignitin' it, it may blow up in yer face. But a flitlock pistol and boarding cutlass all in one. Sure looks fine hangin' off yer belt. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 thank ya matey.. its off to bed fer me, so dream deep and fulll of buttershots. I'll see ya later, closer to the faire. MD Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted December 14, 2004 Share Posted December 14, 2004 WENCH???nay laddy, I am a pirate lass on this board. I am fit to fight and bite and wrestle, but serve ya a drink? Nay! And iffen ya ask nice, I'll even srcitch your back a little. Ay wench, be quiet or me get my caveman club and show you stars. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted December 14, 2004 Author Share Posted December 14, 2004 Ay wench, be quiet or me get my caveman club and show you stars. Hey! Give me back my club! I need that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I've seen Sylvester Stallone and some other stars.. not impressed by them or any cavemen.. drops a COLD water balloon on EP.. then hides til he is gone. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 ... you are a dandy pirate and in Ill too. I have some I found for $1.50 a pound.. sweet and round and with a little sass to em.. just like me. Uh, lassie, I be beggin' yer pardon, but were ye implyin' that ye be $1.50 a pound? *(does some quick mental calky-lations, then rummages in pockets, counting out doubloons)* "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hrothgar Addams Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Careful, Pete lad--ifn ye put too many dubloons down someone's liable to cut about a buck-seventy-five offn yer anatomy! Never give up--Never surrender! Remember -- A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...BUT a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...that was fun!" Live while yer alive--an' when yore dead be done with it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 Er, thanks fer the flatterin' o'er calky-lation, there, mate. I think there be a joke about losin' part o' me anatomy that ends in the punchline "Piece of Eight," but it's too late in the eve'nin' te be figgerin' it out. "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 ... you are a dandy pirate and in Ill too. I have some I found for $1.50 a pound.. sweet and round and with a little sass to em.. just like me. Uh, lassie, I be beggin' yer pardon, but were ye implyin' that ye be $1.50 a pound? *(does some quick mental calky-lations, then rummages in pockets, counting out doubloons)* Does some fast calkeylattions.. Hey!! I resemble that remark!! I hope I cost at least what Prime rib costs.. or are least Shrimp. (5'2'') 1.75?? do I want to know or is that a TMI situation? and Mr Addams.. there appears to be a lost pirate here abouts. He used to be me matey, but of late he is AWOL. So, unless there is Mrs Straw around, there are no worries about losing anything.. Starts to look in her pockets fer doubleloons for $2.00.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Pirata Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 drops a COLD water balloon on EP.. then hides til he is gone. Actually I'd probably notice I had a wet feeling sometime around noon tomorrow. The cool part is now I know who to blame. Pushing the limits means getting out of my comfort zone and giving more when I don't think I have any left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 hey EP.. iffen ya aren't wearing brown pants.. you can be wearing WET pants. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hook Posted December 27, 2004 Share Posted December 27, 2004 Arggh! A wench must have that most indespensible quality for which there is NO substitute and without which I would not set me eye on. She must have that thing I require most of all, that being she must be. . . A woman!!!! That quality being filled there's grounds fer discussing her trussing Hook Whar's me pipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 What exacting taste you do have there, Hook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 He were more than exact - he told ME he only sought a pulse... :angry: ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 I could mention someone liking women without a pulse, but that would be beating a dead sheep.. (this is a joke someone told me, and she was Scottish, so no favorites) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Tito Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 Aye Mateys I still stands firm on whats I said before :) Aye mateys ye wisheth to know the hottest part of a woman?No, not what ye think. It be her neck and shoulders. Look at so many photos, advertisements, cd covers, posters etc.. of female models, singing artists, etc.. When they use a facial profile shot, notice what gorgeous detail they put to the neck and/or shoulders. The producers and photographers know that they are a gorgeous part of the woman, so they make the shot accentuate those places. They are beautiful on all types of skin, shade, and color. On fair skinned blondes and brunettes (like m'lady) they are so milky sweet. On darker skinned ladies they are like smooth cocoa butter. On beautiful redheads, many shoulders and necks are covered with those gorgeous freckles that many redhead gals have. Every kind of gal has a different look but their beauty has those 2 gorgeous parts in common. <span style='font-size:21pt;line-height:100%'>Have Parrot Bay, will travel. WILL SHARE TOO!!!</span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeJacks Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Ahh Tito I agree wit ya...tis true But a women's eyes be the part showin the real beauty. The eyes of a woman have the power to drain a man's soul. They can bring joy or fear with one glance and break the most hearty of rogues. I' may a been the song of the sirens lurin' sailors to there death but beuriful eyes are able ta do much more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 My eyes have seen the glory of a lovely wench's gaze Oh, it put me in a dither, yea, it put me in a daze And upon her lovely shoulders I had felt the urge to graze Her beauty shines on through Glory, glory for the wenches Like to hold 'em tighter than with wrenches Lift my mind from gutters into trenches Their beauty will amaze (Well, YOU try rhyming "wenches" ) ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Or if she's like Medusa, turn a man into stone.....right, okay. *skips away while giggling* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Hopefully granite, not limestone... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 BTW Phil, I loved your song, that was cool! Huzzah! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeJacks Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Yes Huzzah to Phil. A most outstanding verse. As fer the whole turnin men hard as stone...errr I mean turnin men into stone......best just leave it at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 LOL.. how about turning men into stones? or stoned men? or.. *bites lip and walks away chuckling* Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christine Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Yup, Medusa definitely liked her men hard..... LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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