Olaf Grumby Posted January 12, 2005 Posted January 12, 2005 I haven't bilged down there in a while. Rules me out! To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours.
Paisley Posted January 12, 2005 Posted January 12, 2005 btw...the best of luck olaf...hope its a big success. "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Sheila Posted January 12, 2005 Posted January 12, 2005 I was in town both times but only present for one incident. I deny any involvment with the leavings. Way to go Carolina boys! *starts humming we are the world* PS I have a crush on Crush!!! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
BLACK SKOT Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 Capt...........you know it wasn't me.........I go in the closet!!!!!!! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
hurricane Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 That's right Blackie... I forgot. So that narrows it down to Sheila... Perhaps the shaking got to her... :) -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
Sheila Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 found out I'm not bullet proof the shaking only started after said incidents Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
BLACK SKOT Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 WOW! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
BLACK SKOT Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 I've been in the bilge for the last several days, picking up Jasper's refuse on the floor. At least I hope it was his - came home from delivering all our guests to the airport and now there was none on the floor. Hhm, who was it, lads and lasses?Do I have to get DNA samples? -- The Captain CAPTAINS LOG: No..............it's Jaspers log ! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
Sheila Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 *starts singing you shook me all night long* Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
Diosa De Cancion Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 Olaf - best of luck on your venture... make lots and lots of $$$ For those of you who were wondering about 'Diosa's new man sized chest' here is a pic, with Sheila in my chest! and Sheila.... NO woman is bulletproof!! and as for your crush on Crush..... I can understand... he had by far the hardest body I've seen on a guy that can actually hold a decent conversation... and it held the biggest heart. and the california surfer attitude is not bad at all..... He's soooo damn cute! He could turn any woman into a pile of mush when he has that cute little hurt look. Besides, I have never before seen a man who loves green so much!!!! (now I have everyone confused) Diosa Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com
Sheila Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 maybe we should let the secret out that I'm in an interspecies relationship Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
Diosa De Cancion Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 maybe we should let the secret out that I'm in an interspecies relationship well turtles are people too.... Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com
Paisley Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 dudeeeeeeeeee....that's coooooool "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Diosa De Cancion Posted January 13, 2005 Posted January 13, 2005 Like, Cha!!!! Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com
Diosa De Cancion Posted January 15, 2005 Posted January 15, 2005 Good weekend my wonderous crewe! For those of you who are suffering from Pyracy Withdrawl as the Captain and I are, I have a moment for you Take a look at this, cloese your eyes and remember being out playing with your pirate family. Missing you bunches! Diosa Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com
OryginalCinn Posted January 15, 2005 Posted January 15, 2005 Ohhh, fabulous photo! I miss all of you guys! By all means, kill the whelp! ...or at least give him a good flogging. Better yet, let me do it. Flogger * Pyrates of the Coast Bloodthirsty Novelist Pyrate Adventuress
Diosa De Cancion Posted January 15, 2005 Posted January 15, 2005 On a new crewe business item... Everybody claim your bunks and hammocks, there are new pirates coming aboard. I would like to introduce everyone to One Eye Spry. He has been added to the crewe site, and is a local Portlando pirate who was shipless. He and the Capt met up in a bar one night, and The Capt(having a wee bit too much rum punch...and we all know what that does for his sense of reason) challenged Spry to a battle of punny wits.... The battle got underway, but shortly into it the Capt, who was WAAAAYYYY over his ration, collapsed falling over the table, tankard in hand. (never fear, our rum wench was there to grab the tankard and make sure not a drop was spilled) Nevertheless, Spry won the pun war and was promised a place abord our crewe. Please join me in welcoming him aboard. Diosa Diosa De Cancion aka Mary Read www.iammaryread.com
Paisley Posted January 16, 2005 Posted January 16, 2005 wooohoooo! does he give backrubs too???? btw....great FOTO! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Patrick Hand Posted January 16, 2005 Posted January 16, 2005 WWWWWaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhhhh!!!!!! My Boss just left to go to a convention in Orlando....... and I have to stay here......... (she did say that I might get to go next time........ so there is hope....)
Patrick Hand Posted January 16, 2005 Posted January 16, 2005 here is a pic, with Sheila in my chest! Sheila looks different when she's not in her REAL cloths........
OryginalCinn Posted January 16, 2005 Posted January 16, 2005 I would like to introduce everyone to One Eye Spry. He has been added to the crewe site, and is a local Portlando pirate who was shipless. He and the Capt met up in a bar one night, and The Capt(having a wee bit too much rum punch...and we all know what that does for his sense of reason) challenged Spry to a battle of punny wits.... The battle got underway, but shortly into it the Capt, who was WAAAAYYYY over his ration, collapsed falling over the table, tankard in hand. (never fear, our rum wench was there to grab the tankard and make sure not a drop was spilled) Nevertheless, Spry won the pun war and was promised a place abord our crewe. Please join me in welcoming him aboard. Diosa Well, hello. I like nothing better than a pirate with an eyepatch and a quick tongue. :) By all means, kill the whelp! ...or at least give him a good flogging. Better yet, let me do it. Flogger * Pyrates of the Coast Bloodthirsty Novelist Pyrate Adventuress
Paisley Posted January 16, 2005 Posted January 16, 2005 OryginalCinn Posted on Jan 15 2005, 10:09 PM Well, hello. I like nothing better than a pirate with an eyepatch and a quick tongue. all i can say is......wow.... "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Sheila Posted January 16, 2005 Posted January 16, 2005 here is a pic, with Sheila in my chest! Sheila looks different when she's not in her REAL cloths........ I would respond but I think I'll get in trouble Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
Sheila Posted January 16, 2005 Posted January 16, 2005 I would like to introduce everyone to One Eye Spry. He has been added to the crewe site, and is a local Portlando pirate who was shipless. He and the Capt met up in a bar one night, and The Capt(having a wee bit too much rum punch...and we all know what that does for his sense of reason) challenged Spry to a battle of punny wits.... The battle got underway, but shortly into it the Capt, who was WAAAAYYYY over his ration, collapsed falling over the table, tankard in hand. (never fear, our rum wench was there to grab the tankard and make sure not a drop was spilled) Nevertheless, Spry won the pun war and was promised a place abord our crewe. Please join me in welcoming him aboard. Diosa Well, hello. I like nothing better than a pirate with an eyepatch and a quick tongue. :) I agree with two of the three there. Welcome aboard One Eye!! I've heard good things about you. I'm afraid to know what you've heard about me. Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
Paisley Posted January 16, 2005 Posted January 16, 2005 Sheila Posted on Jan 15 2005, 11:41 PM I would respond but I think I'll get in trouble just stick with wow shelia....wow is good... "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
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