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A nice, fast French Corvette...

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And either a rented room at Pew's establishment, or...

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A fine Cape Cod right on the water... That'll do me fine...

Truly,

D. Lasseter

Captain, The Lucy

Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces

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Aye, send 'em on over to the table near the fireplace, my "Seat of Government" as it were. Such business is best conducted in such a convivial environment. That it is also away from the prying eyes of those sniveling scribes His Majesty keeps infesting my "official" offices with is purely coincidental.

A round for the house, Master Pew.

Aye sah, very good sah.

Dorian, your room is ready.

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Takes up that offer of a round, sits me carcass down by the fire, and orders a hot toddy. Then I may discretely slip out to see Patrick and arrange a little business before heading south to do a bit of trading. Yeah, trading. ::Ironic smile:: Pew, you might be putting your order for "goods" in before I depart. :P

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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Chief Nautical Acquisition Specialist?...

Detecting skepticism in the voice of Red-Handed Jill', Bloodyblade calls " A round of the finest ale for the pub", walks over to the fair lass introduces himself with a bow and replies :

A born leader that's what I be,

hear the words I say to thee,

have a ale to soothe your thirst,

I am a leader that always goes first,

over the railing when there's a ship to be boarded,

drawing a map when there's treasure to be hoarded,

with hands on the lines when setting a sail,

at pulling me blade when flintlocks may fail,

caring for those that fall from a wound,

to stay by their side sunshine or moon,

to speak kind words o'er those that have past,

and sing songs of 'em so their memories will last,

Bloodyblade raises his voice and addresses the entire pub lifting his tankard he toasts:

None be closer than me and me crew,

bonded by loyalty and the blood that we drew,

All who hear the words that I say,

lead me, follow me, or get out of me way.

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But Jill, dear Lady, he did give the opportunity for you to lead... <_<


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Does this town have a brewery? I think this town needs a brewery. I'll hire Mickey Souris as brewmaster.

"The time was when ships passing one another at sea backed their topsails and had a 'gam,' and on parting fired guns; but those good old days have gone. People have hardly time nowadays to speak even on the broad ocean, where news is news, and as for a salute of guns, they cannot afford the powder. There are no poetry-enshrined freighters on the sea now; it is a prosy life when we have no time to bid one another good morning."

- Capt. Joshua Slocum

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Nope... don't think there's a brewery of any sort... yet.

Awww.. come on, Bottles! Ye can have one, too!

Aye, Jill... that "pirate lord" issue is still fresh in m' mind.

Them's some smart words, but, I can understand Jill's hesitation.

An'... by th' way, bloodyblades... I don't drink ale, or stout, or guinness or beer, or jager or anything of that sort. :::Cringes and gags::: rum, whiskey, wine, gin, scotch, anything else that be out there but NOTHIN' of the beer family for me, thank ye very much.

Right nice place there, Dorian. <_< Fabulous view, too. And... I don't think we can have too many ships. :P Unless those ships be bombardin' us.

PEW!... who be buyin' that round? I think I'll join Ransom and take up whomever offered that round!

~Lady B

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(You recall the debacle with the "pirate lord"?... Just trying to head off one of THOSE situations...)

ummm quite right...once was enough with that


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Sure, come join me, Lady B. And I'm with you, keep that beer, ale, stout, etc out of my mug! Nasty! I'm just relaxing a bit before I head south to do a little trading. Waiting for a certain tavern owner to give me his "grocery list." ::wink:: Got any requests of your own? I'll probably be heading to Charles Town, and then further south. Caution forbids me to say exactly where. <_<

As for Chief of anything, sorry bloodyblades, but the Rakehell already has a leader — me. She needs no chief, thanks ever so. Declaring yourself leader of anything straight away, doesn't go down well around here. It's better to be part of the team instead. Nuff said.

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

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Nope... don't think there's a brewery of any sort... yet.

Awww.. come on, Bottles! Ye can have one, too!

Aye, Jill... that "pirate lord" issue is still fresh in m' mind.

Them's some smart words, but, I can understand Jill's hesitation.

An'... by th' way, bloodyblades... I don't drink ale, or stout, or guinness or beer, or jager or anything of that sort. :::Cringes and gags::: rum, whiskey, wine, gin, scotch, anything else that be out there but NOTHIN' of the beer family for me, thank ye very much.

Right nice place there, Dorian. <_< Fabulous view, too. And... I don't think we can have too many ships. :P Unless those ships be bombardin' us.

PEW!... who be buyin' that round? I think I'll join Ransom and take up whomever offered that round!

~Lady B

Oh, I plan on owning the brewery, lady B. I'll just hire Michael to do the actual brewing. And then I'll start a print shop, rock this party Ben Franklin style.

"The time was when ships passing one another at sea backed their topsails and had a 'gam,' and on parting fired guns; but those good old days have gone. People have hardly time nowadays to speak even on the broad ocean, where news is news, and as for a salute of guns, they cannot afford the powder. There are no poetry-enshrined freighters on the sea now; it is a prosy life when we have no time to bid one another good morning."

- Capt. Joshua Slocum

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LMAO!! Yo'r such a pirate, Bottles. <_<

Aye, Ransom... In fact, I do have a list, granted not overly huge... just want a variety of fabrics - fine, regular, illegal, etc - and some ebony and rosewood and whatever else sorts of woods ye can obtain. Hopin' to give Cross some business makin' me some fine furniture. :P

I've some sugar and tobacco ready to be shipped. Hopefully... some rum as soon as Bottles and Bagsley get their brewery up soon.

~Lady B

Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

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If yea know me yea knows I came to these lands to make whiskey but the Spanish and English burned me home and crops and that bees why ayes had to go on account.

To the town folks ayes bees a bumboat man,lighterman,fisherman,hoyman on occasion and shipswright and axlewright, but better know on the docks as a rigger and pulley man or jacksmith. Ayes have a sharecropper working me lands now and he thinks there will be a good crop of hemp this year. Ayes let em stay in me caretakers place they didnt find it when they burned, till he can build a place for himself and the slaves on a small parcel of land of mine if he makes a profit this year he can keep the parcel and what he has built on it. If not ayes will try anther cropper while ayes been doing so well as a picaroon. When not on board me boat ayes has several lasses of foggers along the coast that takes me in while their husbands bees out of town on business they tend their stores and trades me swag in their shops while their usbans bees away ;-}

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'Tis just first bell of the first Dog Watch here on the east coast.

All those not on duty are free to join those at the Ram's Head for a celebratory (required) evening tot.

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Nope... don't think there's a brewery of any sort... yet.

Ahem...(clears throat)

While not a commercial establishment dedicated solely to manufacture of beer, beer will definitely be made on my farm.

As also would be made cider, various wines, and distilled spirits. Of course, the more the merrier! Just don't think

that for my being a farmer/naturalist you will find me always among the corn and soybeans! There will be an onsite

smithy/farrier, carpenter/cooperage, laboratory and apothecary. There will also be livestock to consider, not just the

husbandry thereof but also the butchering and processing. For that part of the farm not along a waterway, it would be

good to have a small, well stocked lake. Well, as you can tell, I'm just getting started with the planning. I'm sure

there's plenty more to add.

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Bottles and Bagsley brewing Co. ......i like the sound of that....beware all ...quartermaster james is gettin ideas...next thing you know there will be some sort of "map" of our little town........on a side note..in that pic of the pirates of the caribbean set, what ship is that in the right foreground..looks to be a sloop....just wonderin......

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Oh, no, no, no. Not a map! Once there's map, then comes rules, regulations, and (shudder) TAXES!!!! <_<

Please, I beg you, no map!

...schooners, islands, and maroons

and buccaneers and buried gold...

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You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott.

"Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow

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beware all ...quartermaster james is gettin ideas...next thing you know there will be some sort of "map" of our little town.

Easy now.

I'm just laying plans for my place, which will stay well outside any bounds of incorporation.

But do take care: the acreage between the town and farm will be the hunting grounds.

Tax collectors are always in season! <_<

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Ye Olde St. Pyratesburg

Gov'nah: Captain Jim

Able Seaman: Jack Roberts

Artist/ Engraver/ Printer: William Red Wake

Barber-Surgeon: Mission(?)

Boarding House Owner: Lady Brower (her handyman: Jas. Hook)

Brewery: Bottles and Bagley

Cooper/ Boatbulider: Cross

Explorer: Capt McCool

Farmer/ Poetic Waxer, errr: Quartermaster James

Fur Trader/ Smuggler/ Fringe Societist: Capt Bo, Animal, Patrick Hand

Nautical Acquisition Specialist: Red Handed Jill, bloodyblade, Ransom, Red Cat Jenny

Ordinary Owner: Silkie McDonough

Pub/ Brothel Owner: Hawkyns

Seamstress: Lady Barbossa, Black Syren

Ship's Captain/ Plantation Owner: Capt. Sterling, Capn Rob

Tavern Keep: Pew

Trader: Ivan Henry aka Moose

Woman About Town/ Unofficial Mayor-ess: Rhumba Rue

Mapmaker: ??? Ransom . . . . <_<:P;)

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Mapmaker: ??? Ransom . . . . <_<:P;)

Careful...or she'll soon be levying "fees" for the surveying costs... ;)

Y.M.H.S.

QMJ

Farmer, naturalist, poet, waxer (Brazilian* our specialty), and surveyor

*As "landing strip" is obviously several centuries removed from the GAoP,

we prefer the term "docking guide".

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HES AFTER MONIES, SOMEONE STOP THIS WOULD BE VAGRANT! ....place isnt even real and hes collecting taxes......im a poor man...who would gladly pay you thorsday for a crust of bread today......cant afford town....guess ill be sold into servitude for my debts....and its all quartermaster james' fault................if this were real...lol

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Nay, Cross. I'll be ensurin' ye will stay in yo'r proper business and have yo'r proper freedom. Work be comin' yo'r way. ;) I needs a couple of tables, several chairs, a new bed, etc.

And HELL no, no taxes. Donations, perhaps... but no taxes. Granted I know th' value of taxes but... not here. <_<

Hmm... Ransom a cartographer. Aye. Oh, I think Sea Rover be one, too. I think Black John stated he was. Now... where th' devil be those two gents?

Pew... not sure what more ye can place me under (trying not t' monopolize here, just seein' a gap in needs)... besides Seamstress and plantation owner, how's 'bout I open up a general goods store, too? Sell some items. After all, we needs stockings, spices, fabric, brushes, plates and cookware, etc. See 'bout finding a cobler and have a store sellin' footwear. Perhaps an Inn? I'd be rather a cheesy child t' name it th' Admiral Benbow. LOL

Aye, Pew! Tis a celebratory .... whatever, it be. :P

Oh, an' James... Those "tax collectors" that come 'round.... they be th' reason why m' carbine be close within reach. ;)

And true, we needs a butcher. Especially when there be a fat hog t' roast.

~Lady B

Tempt Fate! an' toss 't all t' Hell!"

"I'm completely innocent of whatever crime I've committed."

The one, the only,... the infamous!

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HES AFTER MONIES, SOMEONE STOP THIS WOULD BE VAGRANT! ....place isnt even real and hes collecting taxes......

Can anybody here read what I write? <_<

guess ill be sold into servitude for my debts....and its all quartermaster james' fault...

Really now, with all the help I'll be needing at my place, you don't think I'd offer you a chance at an honest living? Hell man! If'n you're any good, you're invited to ply your trade under my capital until you've amassed enough to pay your debts and establish your own shop! What do you do? I thought you were a tailor or such, but Lady B seems to think you a carpenter. Can you cooper?

place isnt even real and hes collecting taxes...

I believe taxes were Ransom's idea. I'm explicitly outside of any incorporated boundaries, and therefore free from any taxes; neither would I levy any.

Oh, an' James... Those "tax collectors" that come 'round.... they be th' reason why m' carbine be close within reach. :P

Allright now, the Lady seems to have the hang of the realm...

Oh, I think Sea Rover be one, too. I think Black John stated he was.

And what I do at sea is nobody's business but that of mine and my crew!

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