Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted February 11, 2004 Share Posted February 11, 2004 BTW, the 'Lady' s crew issued all of the first insults last fall, ask anyone who was aboard my Ship... Three words: I. Saw. Bootie. Of course, they say all's fair in love and war.. ...an' I dare t' say there's a bunch o' both in a good seabattle. Well, at least the "war" part. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 ***Eyes summer sausage-sized charges of gunpowder with evil, wicked grin*** "Hmmm, somebody might wanna shoot this 'n an' capture the frames!!!....EEEEYYYYAAAAHHHOOOO!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted February 12, 2004 Author Share Posted February 12, 2004 OK pirates... we've got Meg, the Lady Washington and Michael Eisner printed out and ready for cannon fodder! Anyone else gotta deserving person in need of a date with a deck gun?!! -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted February 12, 2004 Author Share Posted February 12, 2004 As fer me, I got a couple o' work related items to blast out o' the cannon. -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Me tooo.....an average 'blow-job letter from my lawyers, and the same from my worker's compensation carriers, now almost two weeks late on a bi-weekly check!!! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endkaos Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 I really dont share your feelings about how pirates should think of the Lady..especially those of you who took up piracy since July-03 Arrrrgh, but ye have cruel tongue. I hope ye uses it for other things than whipping wenches with your words. Tis true, I be comin to call after being set on course by POTC. But POTC can only stimulate a need that was already there. Ye can understand *the need to be pirate*, now can't ye? We all can't own a pirate ship, but we can assist one in *need*. ~Tori Like any unmanned ship, a novice sailor will eventually steer into the wind and then in circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 And you entirely miss the point....namely, that the comraderie we share amongst ship's has little to do with the feelings of their passengers, they are just passengers to the 'Lady'. She is state sponsored, and extremely commercial....So, join a crew,Pay the adult price of a ride to the commercial operators, and sit back... or pullese dont speak in such exchanges..as noted by Lucky Penny, this particular round of 'na-na's started on your 'Lady'.................................Also, the picture that lit your wick was a substitution for one more aimed towards Rosie, so.....pay attention, I guess, or you'll miss the 'edits' ..Now, as far as me tongue, and me wenches, that be entirely my business, unless you are wearin' a set 'o crew patches on ye're P-coat! And actually, as the ship's crew well knows, I luv 'the Lady' too, but maybe Eisner should buy her and the HC, then they would own all the pirate rides!..No, wait, not enuff profit margin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endkaos Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 And you entirely miss the point....namely, that the comraderie we share amongst ship's has little to do with the feelings of their passengers, they are just passengers to the 'Lady'. She is state sponsored, and extremely commercial....So, join a crew,Pay the adult price of a ride to the commercial operators, and sit back... or pullese dont speak in such exchanges..as noted by Lucky Penny, this particular round of 'na-na's started on your 'Lady'.................................Also, the picture that lit your wick was a substitution for one more aimed towards Rosie, so.....pay attention, I guess, or you'll miss the 'edits' ..Now, as far as me tongue, and me wenches, that be entirely my business, unless you are wearin' a set 'o crew patches on ye're P-coat! Oh..how brash you be. No, I didn't miss the point. I was helping you to redirect it. It be in my nature to want to make love, not war. I care not if a Tall Ship be "commercial" or "private". I only care that it be "non-profit" (as if there is such a thing.) But then again, I guess I don't really care about that either. Bring me that horizon, one way or another. But WE DIGRESS. (endkaos thinks Captain Gary is considering puttting a pic of her in the cannon.) How's about adding a pic of Comcast's President? ~Tori Like any unmanned ship, a novice sailor will eventually steer into the wind and then in circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellava Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 I would never dream of wishing to blast a pic of the Royaliste (now Helluva, that's another story)Â Such a thought never occurred to me.......or did you mean you'd be wanting to make me cannon fodder?! If the latter be the case, I'd be interested to know your reason. FOR THE RECORD AND EVERYONE'S KNOWLEDGE...... I hold Gary and the Royaliste in the highest esteem and both not only have my complete respect but hold a very dear and permanent place in my heart and soul as well. The Gates of Hell are flung open..... from the firey mist steps forth....The Legend.... The woman everyone warned you about.... They didn't exaggerate! ~~SAVE THE ROYALISTE~~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalinda Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Also, the picture that lit your wick was a substitution for one more aimed towards Rosie, so.....pay attention, I guess, or you'll miss the 'edits' Royaliste, why don't you leave my name out of your conversations. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endkaos Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Such a thought never occurred to me.......or did you mean you'd be wanting to make me cannon fodder?! If the latter be the case, I'd be interested to know your reason. Arrrgh! Helleva...just lookin to ease the lead competition..that's all luv. I be meanin no harm to ya. --------------------------------------------------------- Who says poligomy is just for Colorado City, AZ ~Tori Like any unmanned ship, a novice sailor will eventually steer into the wind and then in circles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Also, the picture that lit your wick was a substitution for one more aimed towards Rosie, so.....pay attention, I guess, or you'll miss the 'edits' Royaliste, why don't you leave my name out of your conversations. Please. Why????..You are an endless source of amusement and amazement! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosalinda Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 Because I asked you to politely. That should be enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted February 12, 2004 Author Share Posted February 12, 2004 Well on that cheery note, the original inspiration behind the suggestion of vengeful blasting of photos and personal items was because Valentines can suck when your single and I didn't want to have the event be geared towards couples and exclude the single pirates. It seems to be a great way to have something fun (and funny) for the single pirates. Since it is all in good fun, maybe I should let Saber vent a bit of frustration and blast ME out of the cannon, eh?!! -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted February 12, 2004 Share Posted February 12, 2004 *blinks* *looks around* Why's it all I can think of all this sudden is "Saucer o' milk, table for many...." *eyes into her rum t' make sure somethin' isn' in it to make 'er cranky* *guzzles* "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Rain's tossed back into the mix, be advised, check the local forecast 'afore ye leave the house!! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkmalkin Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Also, the picture that lit your wick was a substitution for one more aimed towards Rosie, so.....pay attention, I guess, or you'll miss the 'edits' Actually, Royaliste, that was MY Pan avatar that you posted as cannon fodder. I was wondering what I had done to earn such an honor. The Pyromaniac Pirate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted February 13, 2004 Author Share Posted February 13, 2004 Aye Cap'n, weather.com has us down for light morning showers. I've sent out an advisory to the participants for thermals underneath their pirate gear, rubber soled shoes and foul weather gear. -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TalesOfTheSevenSeas Posted February 13, 2004 Author Share Posted February 13, 2004 Also.... Penny, I'm picking up some out of state pirate in the Fisherman's Wharf area at approx 8am. If you're needing a lift and don't mind squishing, let me know! -Claire "Poison Quill" Warren Pyrate Mum of Tales of the Seven Seas www.talesofthesevenseas.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Also.... Penny, I'm picking up some out of state pirate in the Fisherman's Wharf area at approx 8am. If you're needing a lift and don't mind squishing, let me know! Alas, luv, I'd be there, but I'll be in Reno this weekend Ye'd bet yer bloomers I'd be there otherwise. "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Also.... Penny, I'm picking up some out of state pirate in the Fisherman's Wharf area at approx 8am. If you're needing a lift and don't mind squishing, let me know! Alas, luv, I'd be there, but I'll be in Reno this weekend Ye'd bet yer bloomers I'd be there otherwise. You aint gonna be with us this weekend??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Penny Hawkings Posted February 13, 2004 Share Posted February 13, 2004 Alas, Cap'n... no Penny this weekend. Goin' t' Reno to visit a dear girlybud o' mine on th' morn... Y'know I'll miss ya though. *BIG hug for her Cap'n!* "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because I am robbing you, tossing you overboard, and stealing your ship!" -the only thing more dangerous than her.. is her needle- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 :) Careful on 'the hill', lass! It'll probably be pretty snakey with this weather! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the Royaliste Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 ***Opens liquor locker, checks supplies, looks under bunk in powder magazine for tomorrows 'star 'o the day'*** A fine breakfast companion!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkthing Posted February 14, 2004 Share Posted February 14, 2004 A fine breakfast companion!! Just don't go sprinklin' any o' that powder on yer eggs, cap'n! The saltpetre has a deflating effect on the libido. Doesn't say much fer Blackbeard and his rum-and-black-powder libations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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