Olaf Grumby

Olaf will arrive with a saunter to his step and an elixir in his bottle. I'm sure Studley will be there, even if I have to put him in a wheelbarrow

Try to depant a pirate and i'll bet ye get a different reaction.

Aye! Captain. Pyrates of the Coast unite. (sounding a bit superheroish) Fer bedlam we create. Legends in our own mind. Awash in Elixir, besmirchted of good name, and swaggerin' forward. Cheers!!!!!

Fear not . Olaf can handle a loose cannon. Even when she tries to handle our weapons.

Eye! mates. Captain Olaf took the best decorated booth for the King's Wharf this past weekend in the Annual Hilton Head Island Food Fest !!!! Master Studley's Still broke but Tuesday we'll see if we can bring him back board ship. Cheers for now.

Sounds to me that ya main crewe be having to much fun dering this stormy season. Whilst I be up here working double watches cause of Studley's over exhuberant dance styles. Be at least drinking one fer me.

Don't worry I'll he;p you float. I be used to the water.

How's the writing going. Hope we helped. Inspiration run wioth large amounts o' rum. I'd like to read some soon.

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Dear sire, Nigel this be like the Hors D'ouves the treat before a wet whench.

Good ta hear that the ship and crewe be well tendin' fer dis blow you about to undertake. Studley and I are well provisioned fer here. And If it get real bad down there, come here we've plenty o' rum ta spare. Studley been drydocked fer now going on 3 days and will stay thar fer 9 more at least. Seems that while he been enjoying a native festivity in Charleston, He ran aground and broke some planks below the waterline. So he be shored up fer awhile and I be tendin' im. Animal if I be needin' the surgeon I'll be callin'. Stay now wit the ship through this blow you be more help there. To the rest o' ya scurvy lot, (except Captain) keep ya heads down or tie yarself to a mast. Fare thee well. Cheers

We are still here. They keep tellin' us Hurricanes coming our way. I be thinkin' the Admiralty has gotten into the rum. So I Ain't Be Leaving. Besides Master Studley been breakin' his leg so he be drydocked fer awhile. Alas, here we sit wit a bottle o rum' and songs to keep us fer the nights to come.

You lasses are so full of yourselves. Talking to just amuse each other. Us, men have more important things to spend our time on. *whispering to Animal* "Where's the rum keg? I got the girls thinkin' now.... Watch dem fireworks blow....."

Captain Olaf wanders up to the Moonlight Lagoon looking fer some peace and quite. Hearing a ruckus on the shore, Olaf brandishes his sword and approaches cautiosly. Olaf nearly falls over a lumbering walrus as it clambers toward a now unconcious Studley. The immediate comic applications not wasted Olaf takes a picture. Olaf then kicks Studley awake and feeds him Elixir till he's sea worthy. Finally, Olaf puts up the Elixir and scolds Studley on the way back to the ship.

Chery Margarita? Sounds good but me Elixir it'll do ya right.

Let me restate my position. I'll will be in search of illegal padding or enhancement. All questionable mammaries will reqiure a close door screening with Animal and I. This inspection will be for both kilts and bodices of the female contestants.

I'll check fer the overstuffed!

Ye have to be listening more I used the Lobster caller.

The I here by elect myself as the inspector (deep undercover) of the female kilt wearers

That be fine wit me!!!!!!! It be Friday and Olaf shall run amuck. Pray I remember the stories to tell fer all me breathern of the coast. Hussah!!!! Unleash the ELIXIR!!!!!!!!

It's Friday and Cap'n has a hankerin' fer debauchery. Free the elixir, raise sail, Olaf is on the march again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I see we have a horny lot of pirate wenches this year at PIP. So you scalliwags be ready fer em' too.

Clothes, I was hoping for horns. Don't worry I'll bring mine

I have started the elixir already. Whips could be fun but handcuffs and blindfoldsare fer the more daring. I be there to guard the encampment. Woe be the lonesome lass who crosses my path.