I don't know if I could pull off anything resembling that - distressed or not. Capt'n keeps reminding me that me and hats don't work well together. Kinda like putting an elevator in a port o jon, not really functional and it just doesn't fit. I'm just a working stiff. Leave the foo-foo stuff to those who can make it work.
Animal
PS: Wife says "Elevator in a port o jon, hmmm... that could work"
She's funny like that, weird sense of humor