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El Pirata

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  1. I was thinking along the lines of having the sober driver hit the mailboxes on the way home from a night's drinking and one of the drunks in the car saying, "if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could have let Ralph drive." I think I was politely saying please help my lazy butt and link me directly to the hoop earrings. I did, however, remedy this slight problem already by getting off my lazy butt and doing it myself.
  2. I have bought those over the years and they really do nothing to stop the infections at all. Submerging my ear lobe in rubbing alcohol for an hour or two, while being extremely painful the first minute or two, seems about as helpful as a diet double cheeseburger. PS: thanks for the links. Feeling exceptionally ungrateful at this moment I was wondering, ahhhhh, ferget it. I'll not dig that grave today.
  3. A figurehead of a whore in bed astride a rampant penis Sorry couldn't help it. Some sea diety perhaps or a dragon devouring a lion. Alllllrighty then...
  4. Sailing in 40 - 50 feet seas is a little interesting because your body seems to be like a pinball as you traverse down each passageway. After the first day it hurts even worse as you are bounced to and fro again and instead of hitting a new piece of virgin flesh you generally hit the places yopu bruised the day before. I can only remember one time I was even remotely close to being seasick. We had just gotten underway from Colon, Panama and headed out into the Caribbean. As we passed the Cristobal Breakwater we were immediately hit by 15 - 20 feet swells on the stbd bow. after an hour or so I was not feeling that great and went into the head hoping I would release whatever my stomach contained. After waiting what seemed like forever, probably only like 10 minutes, I still was unable to release the mother lode so I climbed into my rack. An hour or two later I awoke and felt like a million bucks. Over the years I have found this to be rather useful whentver I felt like less than a salty sailor, take a nap and I wake up feeling great. I do remember one time going from Colon, Panama to Rosie Roads, PR and we were taking a beating on the stbd bow the entire trip. When we arrived in PR I saw the stbd bow anchor was lost on the trip. I called the Master and let him know. The master, knowing my tendency to pull one's leg about a thing or two, didn't believe I was telling the truth and had to come down to see for himself that the stbd anchor was gone. Still it was a rather fun trip nonetheless.
  5. Let me read it, I'll let ye know if it be any good...
  6. Where can we buy earrings in the hoop variety? Every now and again I find them while I do a rare but of shopping but they are exceptionally few and far between. I have exceptional alergenic ear lobes and while I was able to take the pain of dealing with infection after infection while that ear lobe healed, I would like the other ear lobe either pierced or maybe find a clip-on that looks cool. Anyone?
  7. Cool beans. I'll look into it.
  8. Only a wee bit late as me birthday was yesterday. I been havin a great day today as I am now a new owner of a 2003 Nissan Crew Cab Frontier. Just got back from the dealer and test drive which was about 100 miles round trip, have to be thorough...
  9. Took me a minute to understand what you were saying.
  10. While I was on vacation in Panama, again, in August I was talking to one fo then honchos who is part of the restoration for the old Spanish towns and forts. One obstacle that he said they have been facing was using Coral in the concrete mixture for strength. Since Coral was so plentiful back then the Spaniards used coral in every fort I have seen from Havana, Panama, Cartagena, San Juan, etc... The Panamanian government is restoring the forts to what they once were and have been using coral rather than sand or gravel for simple cost effectiveness. Anyway, I'll quit rambling now.
  11. Just got me a new cutlass tonight and maybe I be postin pics tomorrow.
  12. No clue about the numbers and letters.
  13. Williamsburg, like as in the Communistwealth of Virginia?
  14. I remember the days getting in bar brawls with SQUIDS and getting jailed. The mornings after were literally hell but the sun and sea (you can add another s word there too that helped too) worked wonders on a hangover.
  15. SHow 'em SQUIDS how a real PIRATE drinks his rum.
  16. Ay, thank ye so long as it's a diet pepsi or coffee, been on the water wagon for a couple few days.
  17. Ay, and back off on me spelling. It's me hatchling day and I get a little slack on days like this.
  18. Ay, had me a buddy who had parrots when I lived in Panama. Two was accepatable and one was vicious, nearly took me arm every time I tried to touch him.
  19. While I ne'er been a bird expert, I don't be thinking that's a parrot in the pic.
  20. Ay and yer feet have a great memory for not kicking the same thing more than absolutely necessary (arrgh me brain fergets how to spell sometimes).
  21. Any computer type pirate games like Pirates Gold that was out for Sega about 10 years ago?
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