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What do ye mean 'no history'?! I practically grew up on that ride, why there be plenty o' history on that ride for sure there be, why I think I may have even lost me virginity on that ride....I think...I ask'd her t' confirm but she just giggled then ran off...never t' be seen again... ...stupid ride!

Very nice effect indeed!

Mine usually be loaded with whatever 3D render'n I be working on. Haven't actually done any lately so it's still loaded with this one I began after Bilge Munky played "Bathtub Pirates" a couple month ago, still needs some tweaking done. can't really post it as it be rated Arrrr 'n got CensArrred

Brain Dead I hates Acronyms If one wants t' test someone for their knowledge then WHY ask a bunch o' silly questions that everyone Knows he will not remember after passing th' test and will Never have any Need t' Know after passing th' bloody test?!

hmmm. I gotta fresh bottle o' Pusser's 'n about a shot 'n a half o' Sailor Jerry left.....I wonder.... Ahhh yes, they DO taste Good together!

th' good Rev. Sam come t' give he's condolences t' an "upcom'n surgery"?!!? now that Can't be good!!! Don't worry Black Syren, th' rest o' us be pull'n fer ye!!

Clam Chowder Iguana dung A guy next door Me wee'est grand daughter who just turn'd One

Shot the spark from the glowing embers o' he's pipe set off th' shot he absentmindedly had left in his pistol

Glum ; "He was a charming mixture of glum and glee" ... he musta been marooned but still had some rum

::Ooh! Ooh! I got one! Over here! Me! Me! Over here! I got one! I got one! Over here! Me! Me! Over here! Ooh! Ooh! Me! I got one! I got one!:: Hows 'bout:

Did ye get a gander at th' close up shots o' he's hand? Fantastic paint job! Ye will not find anything like that in no bubble gum wrapper!

Oh I still have me short Loading rod, it be the Ramrod what stores under th' barrel that broke. Bent down while getting geared up at a fest and it fell off me belt one day, I think that is when it broke but I did not notice it until I got home th' next day. No idea where the tip is, most likely embedded in someone's tire treads by now Oh NO! I would Never think o' replace'n them lovely Saloon wenches!!! Just make them a wee bit more 'intelligent'...but not much mind ye, would not want t' spoil th' pleasure o' Saloon life now!

Michaelsbagley; have ye seen this list? The Prickly Pear blend sounds interesting as does "Queen Elizabeth's Mead", get some Pumpkin Mead ready for next Halloween. The Tropical Ambrosia Melomel may not be bad either. 100 Mead Recipies

I had contacted him too, just before I received me pink slip... As they are a few coin more then what th' Riffle Shop offers in plain wood I have just ordered th' plain wood for now but do intend t' return for an unbreakable. It seem from his form that he currently only makes for rifles but said if I send all the measurements he would quote me a price for a smaller pistol rod. Got his site bookmarked, now just wait'n for a new crew t' sign accord with....which may be delayed as I also just began venture int' a training program for a new certification - gonna take me network engineering career in a new direction and see how networking 'Intelligent Homes' works out (maybe I can begin a new market and develop th' "Intelligent Tavern"!)

Aye lassie, ye can rest at ease as me own mum had a long tumor removed not but two year ago, it had grown into, down, then back out of her spinal cord; took th' docs neigh 6 yarrr t' figure it all out. They went in and opened her spinal cord up 'n removed th' beastie....she had 100% recovery and says she now feels wonderful and better then ever - see, th' saw bones o' today aint nothing like Mission at all; ye WILL return t' us with naught one but BOTH yer legs still in tack!!! Best wishes t' ye, 'n a speedy recovery! (just tell th' desk NOT t' let Mission in if he show up!)

Wow, I keep hear'n that, I pay naught but $26 for th' large bottle 'n only $14 for th' half size bottle. Perhaps it be for th' clerks at me local rum store say it be their favorite at well, so I know who t' yell at when I find th' half size all gone

Black Syren 'n Capt'n Sterling....Patrick Hand cover'd in scars.... NO TOGAS!! ::curls up in corner shaking from head t' toe:: no togas...no togas...no togas...no togas...no togas...no togas...no togas...NO Togas!

I think I know what he be refer'n t'; T'day be th' beginning of the end, th' bill been sign'd now only th' payment need be paid - Welcome t' th' USSA ...am I close?

O'course they had Tattoo Removal!!! Have naught heard o' th' one called Blackbeard?!! He could remove a tattoo off a gnat's arse with only minimal scar'n he could....just don't sneeze or he may remove something a bloke did naught want removed!

Th' blaggard ilk wait'd till I got laid before release'n this?!!!???!!? SlideShow's Exclusive Blackbeard

Pirates 4?!? I thought Pirates 2 only just came out? I had me copy before Bilge Munky did (beat him by one day on Great Salt Lake Pirates too ) So where can I find Pirates III??? ....sure wish they would stop drag'n their tails 'n get t' work on POTC 4 thou...we don't need no stink'n Alice in Wonderland #2,0002 (unless it was based on American McGee's version!)

Ah, me baldric; that be one o' Barbossa Leather's creations it be! Fine leather smith indeed he is, will only do a design once so start thinking of what he desire for he will not copy any previous designs. While I was impressed with the Kraken he displays on his web he absolutely refused t' do any even similar. So, after we spoke over th' phone a while and I described me persona (me battles with sharks 'n sea monsters) and discussed some o' th' trophy charms I wear upon me person from said battles, we concluded on a design with a shark and a one o' a kind sea serpent (I have a long true life history with herpetology and snakes, goes back t' around th' age o' 5). From that he fashioned me a fine leather carving o' a great white shark and then laid a sea serpent upon me shoulder. He gets his buckles he says from someone in England, they are POTC replicas (like what Acme Brands now offers, but IMO better made) and they are of solid cast, NOT the cheap ones ye see on Ebay that people say fall apart (poor soldering from what I have in people's complaints). Unfortunately those are all that he has, or it was when I got me own baldric from him. The scabbards are right nice, not machine made, but hardened and 'formed' leather. He makes th' scabbard t' fit the Jack Sparrow (cheap version, not Windlass) sword but I was able t' send him a carefully drawn tracing o' me own sword (what is Windlass version) and gave him th' thickness measurement and he was able t' fashion me one that fit it PERFECTLY!. He be a fine craftsman, sent me photos as he worked t' keep me informed and asked if I was pleased as th' design came together. Now I have made two alternations to it from what he sent me; I changed out three of the buttons with ones I got from another, ones made of coin (rather replica, but no one need know that....shshshshsh) and I added a hole for t' hold th' scabbard firm. Recently I have purchased a Will Turner buckle from Acme for it be a bit more true t' period and changed out th' buckle now with a brass square Turner buckle (still seeking one more t' me fancey...do not know what it will be but I will know when I see it). Nice thing is he uses Chicago Screws (ya sure, not period but hey - at least it makes changing things MUch easier - and who needs to know they 'screw' on?!) Now mind ye, Barbossa Leather tis Not cheap, they come at a price, but IMO he does work what be worth it! And he promises each one will be 'original' so there will not be 10 others at faire wearing yer exact baldric so we will have t' wait for it as he makes each one t' order, no 'off the shelf' stuff here: Barbossa Leather Limited

Wee Folks O' Th' Sea?!!? ::jumps up on th' table!:: Naught THEM Again!! NAUGHT TH' WEE FOLK'S O' TH' SEA!!! ::looks 'round in panic:: Did He Bring Them In?! He did didn't he?! Billy Bones brought them wee creatures in har!! ::jumps from table t' table until he reaches one near th' window:: Naught Th' Wee Folks O' Th' Sea! NAUGHT AGAIN!!!

Now that I LIKE!! Need t' know how t' get dirty....will there be wenches we can practice with now?? seriously thou, I need help learn'n how t' get that good dirty look for I be running outta wheel well dirt! "th' fox chases th' rabbit round th' tree, down th' hatch, o'er th' gums, look out gullet here it comes...... Begad! That STILL don't look like no bowline knot!!!" Hey, how's bout a class in some Pirate Curing, now that be one we can use t' end a day!

Capt'n Sterling in a toga?!!? now that be enough t' send shivers up me timber!