Red Cat Jenny

Many many pirate books Some nice pirate/Nautical jewelry For the fancy Pirate - Pirate cufflinks And for those who enjoy the offbeat-harvest your own pearl

I believe is is more related to plain sailors but adopted or "carried over to pirates, KASS would know.

I assume this is what you seek... "Some of the earliest tales about huge, tentacled sea monsters date back to the 12th century when Norwegian seafarers described an awesome beast called a Kraken. By the 18th century the Kraken still had a fearsome reputation. In The Natural History of Norway, the Bishop of Bergen likened it to a "floating island," adding, "It seems these are the creature's arms, and, it is said, if they were to lay hold of the largest man-of-war [a ship], they would pull it down to the bottom." By National Geographic OUCHIES!!! Now hmmmm whar's me tartar sauce?!

^Was standing on my bed painting the wall and flopped down by picking my legs out straight. Forgot just how hard the bedframe was and smacked me bum real hard. dumb....very dumb! <Wow didja try baiting a hook down that hole? I'd be scared! Might be a well. Ye gave me th crawlies jes thinking about it! V Strangest thing you have seen while commuting?

Pirates in Panama

A swirl of Spanish music reaches her ears and Red Cat awakes from a haze of Cognac, gravy and stuffing induced sleep..."mmmm?" Peering over a now prone inflatable pilgrim and stacks of dishes she spies Inigo.. "Aye! Yer a bit late mate.. but welcome jus th same" "Whar be yer sidekick?"

I'll be havin a tot o tha goode stuff if'n yer pourin! *Holds out her empty tankard..* I've some Coconut Shrimp'll go great wi it! Thankee and welcome! Come oer an set a spell!

Ahhhh turkey sammiches on white toast wi pepper and gravy and a Sam Adams Cherry Wheat! Thank goodness fo leftovers!

Ummmmmm Turkey sandwiches on white toast with pepper and gravy mmmmmm, and If Tracy will be so kind I'll have a slice o pecan pie! I bet it's fabulous! BY the way I got my Sam Adams cherry wheat t'day! woohoo fancy one? I mean..the dudes got a nice waistcoat and a frosty tankard..ow could ye resist?

Ray comes by with a towel on is arm and presents Miss Rannsom and Miss Chloe wi some tea and brandies and a slice o pie. ZZZZzzzz*SNOOZ!! *jingle* ^Yyaaawwnnnzzzzzzz The Red Cat is sated and happily snoozin in a big overstuffed chair wi an eggnog moustache, dreaming of Pirate turkeys and ships hewn of sweet potatos?zzzzzzzZZZz The sticky faced kids have been sent ta bed and the sound o snorin pirates drifts about.

Aye Mr. Tar....Aye..

Several shouts of Aye! echo around th pub accompanied by the sound of plates being cleared to make room fer seconds. In the background the inflatable pilgrim is still wavering, every now and then emitting a little "eeeeee" sound.. whichh causes RedCat 't giggle a bit each time laughter mixed with jingling

The rain and wind outside..it's late and it's very dark in here. The house is quiet and the leftover pie hit th spot.. I believe I'll be writing tonight..

um...um... Stuffs pie in mouth quickly like a Twix commercial to avoid answer..

This definately means something specific..tho I don't know what Strange feeling eh? It really was strange. Um..yes, I was thinking that.. LOL.. The only problem is when I recall it, *siiggh*I can't see straight so typing ....sooooo sloowwly..is simply impossible! well,,

Gracious Cap'n Straw.. Ye best dream yerself a key , a fast ship and a hacksaw Recurring dreams..yes have them often. I've been persued, captured and escaped over and over in my dreams - never figured why. It's never scary, just nore annoying. Once I was shot point blank in th stomach..it was so real..I was standing in a doorway (oddly to a laundry room) with my hands up on the frame and someone hiding there shot me. I could still feel it when I woke up.. Then again the other night I had a pirate dream....but I can't post it here

Aye...Gravy..

RedCat rounds up all the lil buccaneers and herds em at menacing cutlasspoint "Arrr!" off t the kiddie table (which of course they enjoy with squeals and shrieks) "Now ye be givin Chloe a break lads n laasses.. "Oi !! All ye pirates not partaken in th veggies miss the blackpowder games on th porch later!" RedCAt raises an eyebrow across th room at Chloe.. "Better?"

of an infamous pirate

Red Cat bounces over t' Jane, dinging and jingling her way across'n th room..while Jacky chuckles at her delight in his plunder..she pauses t' give Eyes a squeeze on th' way.. he stops wi a face full o pumkin pie and grins wide.. she throws an arm about Janes shoulder n says "Ah th turkey, the cookin n th dishes!" "we wimmin ave th lot eh?!" "But looky how happy th scallywags be! "says she gesturing widely towards the lot about th pub fairly cleaned up fer th holiday. A bit o nog spillin from her tankard... Tis wart it no? Lil pirates r runin about feedin th ships dogs n cats unner th table and Silkie is quite a pictue as a Pilgrim swillin nog....hmmmm. Even Ray has outdone himself wit the punch and grog! Grabbin a hot piece o cornbread wi Jam n butter Red Cat raises er glass wi th otter n give a toast t all! ..the inflatable pilgrim has sprung a tiny leak n is whistling slightly as e wavers back n forth like a drunken sailor....

Or Harbormaster... "At the wifes Christmas party for work., I will wear a 750.00 suit., look like a gazillion bucks., just dazzling., extend my hand out to her boss., then give him my "Dirty-Grin" ...., yea..............., A lot of gold....., all of it really wrong........, thats my favorite part " He's one of my heroes now...

Wishing ye all a stuffed and sleepy after dinner glow with family friends and pets many or few. Feels like family here at th pub and I look forward t' meetin many in the coming year ..or sooner. Happy Thanksgiving to all

He hasn't noticed....she be already wearin them...

Filch! Ye missed yer Birthday wishes! Happy belated! Weeks at sea and none 't drink? Ray! the lad be thirsty and I be buyin! What'll ye have then?