hurricane

From the mouth of babes, the lad's site tells all:

Sail, HO!!

Welcome to the homepage of "The Fish-Broth Society." Previously we were known as "His Majesty's Provincial Navy," but have decided to change our name to something more generic.

There be spies among us from the King's Navy running under a different flag. Draw your weapons lads and lasses and prepare to board this rogue's ship to protect us all from the tyranny of life aboard a ship of the king.

Prepare for boarding and gut them all!!!

The Captain

We're giving priority to our crewe for these for PiP so if you want to get in line, now's the time. The cutoff for orders will be Nov. 1 so we have time to do the art and printing.

Sir Nigel has been hard at work on the Pyrates of the Coast trading cards. Get in line to get one of your own. Check out me new photo in profiles or the small avatar to see what you'll be getting. Here's the one he did for Wrong Way's collector card...

If you want to order before PiP, visit the Shop on our site, http://www.piratesofthecoast.com

And here's Diosa's finished version:

-- The Captain

Merrydeath in KW along with the likes of Animal, Olaf, Studley and Cabin Toy? Perish the thought. We'd better run up the flags warning of rough seas ahead for Duval. I'm not sure the town is ready for the new and improved Pyrates of the Coast this year - I think we're about 10% of the entire pirate population during the festival. We should definitely do some damage..., uh, have some fun!

-- The Captain

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Ahoy All!

PiP is definitely on with lots of new events, including the plank walkin' championships and the huge pirate's feast at the fort. The Keys are just fine and the festival is finalizing the schedule of events as we speak, with a lot more adult-oriented activities (more pub runs, a big party at the Hog's Breath), etc.

Check out http://www.piratesinparadise.com for the latest schedules and plans...

The Captain

What, no mention island that is part of it? It's far cooler than the ship, with smoke pouring out of the skull's mouth, animated pirates tipping around on barrels and popping out of doors - a great sound track - Diosa found it for me at Michaels... After all a ship need proper anchorage. It's around $70, but look for the usual coupons for 40% off they run sometimes in the newspapers...

Ahoy, crewe! Yer gettin' ahead of yerselves a bit. Scupper was only askin' to sign the articles... and he's more than welcome too.

Go to http://www.piratesofthecoast.com and follow the join link. You can then fill out the necessary papers and forms (OK, so there's only one simple one). Then we'll be needing yer photo or etching and a short bio. Yer captain reserves the right to write whatever he wants if he don't be likin' yers.

Welcome aboard lad!

- The Captain

Dog Brown would kick his arse all over the Caribbean, ladies...

He kills his own brother, has another one shot, tries to kill his niece, kills one crew member for complaining not enough food was aboard and another for killing his other brother. That's not counting all the dead bodies in the battle, the pub scene... Barbossa's way too nice and sweet to be legendary. Pick a real bad arse with absolutely no redeeming value...

(just havin' fun withcha)....don't want cannon threats or oaths to be tossed about now...

The Blackheart is indeed lookin' to be in fine shape, Animal. Huzzahs to the entire crewe and extra ration of elixir, Olaf! I think we're in fine shape for the upcoming voyages on the log. And lots of pillaging and plundering for the entire crewe to enjoy. And it looks like some nuptials for Merrydeath and Scupper. Animal should be the "next best man" actually, in case Scupper is up to his duties that day... :) After all, isn't Scupper the "best man" that day?

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OK lads and lasses. How about great movie lines from movies that have nothing to do with pirates that would still sound good coming from a pirate. Savvy?

For example, I've always loved the line from the Adventures of Robin Hood in which Errol Flynn is addressing the court at feast.

The sheriff (I think) accuses Sir Robin... saying, "Sir, you speak treason."

Robin's response: "Fluently."

Fits a pirate anytime, eh?

So what other lines are out there that would sound just as good coming from the mouth of a pirate or wench?

-- The Captain

Ahoy Animal!

We did The Pyrates proud at our raid of the St. Andrew's Pub. We sucked down plenty of fine ales, conversed with the Brits, had a helluva dart tourney (steel tip of course) and sang songs. A fine night indeed.

And it looks like Ivan will be waylaying to the west, far from our post here in Portlando. So we are in safe harbor for the time bein' and hopin' the keys don't get whacked too hard.

And safe thoughts to our pirate buddies down in the Caymans...

-- The Captain

I must humbly agree with me mates. Three hurricanes in a month is a little bit taxing. If I didn't have to work for a living it would be fine, but moving all this equipment to and from our quarters to other safe harbors is very disruptive.

Thankfully, Deadly Aim is on her way to Portlando to weather the storm away from the Keys. We shall be going pirating tonight to celebrate the prospective onslaught. Keep a weathered eye out for the blow and let's hope she only skirts the coast and doesn't head inland again...

And pray to the "power" gods to keep our lanterns lit this time. Argh!!!!!

-- The Captain

Should I be surprised that it is Sir Nigel in the magazine along with the Rusty Cutlasses.

Here's the online link to the article...

http://www.homeandawaymagazine.com/Index_r...d_renegades.cfm

-- The Captain

Is that

stupid...

stupid...

(Captain) @#$@#%$^ Hurricane?

That calls for a floggin on me ship it does....

== The Captain

The Southernmost is the stronghold of the Pyrates of the Coast again this year. Deadly Aim and the lot at the hotel are amazing and the property is conveniently located. It's on the very end of Duval on the Atlantic side. There's a mini mart, pharmacy, cuban cafe, liquor store, Camille's and several restaurants nearby. Most of the time the crewe simply did the walk up Duval and crawled their way back home after the day's piratical activities. You're about two blocks from the Southernmost Point and a couple blocks away from the Lighthouse and Hemingway House. There's a great pool with a tiki bar and two other pools elsewhere on the property. ***** as a pirate hangout.

-- Hurricane

Ahoy all!

Welcome aboard Doc! Got any anti-Cat 3 medicine around there? Ivan's on it's way - need an antidote before they run me out of town.

Check out photos of ol' captain in the eye of the storm in the Rabble Rousing section... We're at a lovely inn now, enjoying the hospitality of Diosa's legitimate employer, Clear Channel...

Time to head for the pool :)

(Just kidding - that's tomorrow)

Ahoy all! The crewe of the Blackheart, Diosa, Sir Nigel and I are fine, hold up in an inn after Frances passed out way.

Here's a few photos of ol' Hurricane riding out the storm...

#1 Hurricane serves as the Romanian Judge, being hard on Frances with just a 7...

#2 Why not go fly a kite? Sir Nigel and Hurricane plot the idea and take the Galleon kite for a test drive out in 45 knot winds. She was stout and steady, until her tail flew off into the lake. A second attempt almost dragged Sir Nigel into the drink...

Yers in pyracy,

Hurricane (out in the eye of the storm)

Olaf is right on. I've been a writer for 20 years now, and my writing is more likely to break many of the traditional rules than adhere to them. Write as much as you can. If you want some guidance let Word run the grammar and readability check for you... But don't get bogged down in how others label you. I've been Dyslexic all my life - it's not something you ever get over or are cured of, you only learn to deal with the learning disability by using alternative methods to learn. Memory and visualization exercises help, but I can still read faster upside down and backwards than forwards. You obviously have me beat in that area... and yet I've managed to get paid very well to write. It's all in your head... learn the craft of storytelling. Focus more on this lost craft to bring your writing to life and the rules be damned...

Ahoy!

Diosa is out in the storm this morning in Melbourne. She sent this photo back as the first wave hit the east coast...

Dusk to dawn curfew in place in Seminole County... awaiting the brunt of the storm to arrive tonight.

It has come to my attention that some residents of the fair peninsula known as Florida are pointing fingers at ol' Hurricane 'ere, insinuatin' that it is I who is drawing the likes of Charley and now Frances. While I will gladly look them square in the eye anytime, I have not issued any invites and 'tisn't true that one Hurricane automatically draws another.

I've noticed some tar and feathers bein' left about on the docks near the Blackheart recently and some scallywag seems to be tryin' to run me out of town to rid the populace of this nuisance (Frances, Charley, et al, not meself). Me own assumption is that it's that blasted Mayor Buddy of neighborin' Portlando, up to his ol' tricks. Stand down lad. I will not run but perhaps you should hide.

But to all the fine pirates who make the ports of Florida their home for pillagin' and plunderin' I send my regrets concerning this recent bout of hard blows and blow hards that have been interruptin' the sweet trade.

As for ol' Hurricane, I say bring it on Frances. Charley was nothin' to be a feared of. And I look forward to lookin' at you square in the eye as well.

And to all the brethren at sea and in port, take shelter quickly, make yer ties fast, always face into the wind and ensure that the rest of yer crewe is safe and sound, no matter where they are.

And pray that Frances is not what she makes 'erself out to be... and that she fails to strike true or hard...

Fair winds all! See you on the other side (of the storm, that is)...

-- Captain Hurricane

That's what ya get when the captain's not cut in on the share of rum, eh? :)

I'd be doing the crewe a disservice by expecting anything else from you, Sheila dear.