hurricane

I sincerely doubt it was caulking you were doing down there. Smells a bit putrid, lad... will let you know next time I'm flushing so you won't get carried away with the refuse. Me most humble apologies, Animal.

the Captain

I think they already rule the world. Capt'n George W. Hook and his mate, Dick ChenSmee...

== The Captain

uh, cockatiels...

The Captain

Guess you know where ol' Captain's mind is today. It's 5 o'clock somewhere... Oh here, right now! 5:04 to be exact. Time's a-wasting - it's cockatiel time.

Sheila is a nice name...

But what about:

Screaming Orgasm

Margarita

and

Fuzzy Navel....

They are after all... cocktails.

- The Captain

Ahoy all!

Want to say hi to all of me crewe. If you see a posting or two missing it was yer captain cleaning up the decks and emptying the bilge...

Want to keep us a little bit on task...

-- The Captain

That's too awesome having to name offspring. Named a ship, named a mate, named a company and crewe, but never eggs. Make sure Paisley blesses them proper...

-- The Captain

We seem to have moved far aport from What Happened in Key West, so The Captain moves on to other posting areas or revelance. TA-TA!

-- The Captain

Animal has a soft side? Egads!

-- The Captain

Wouldn't that be Olafluffy?

The Captain

Skot,

Bring the biggest SS you can find up north so that I may whack you with it for the full 8 hours to KW. I want a real slugger of an SS. I'd recommend Hickory Farms as the preferred weapon.

-- The Captain

That be a lovely FOTO, Paisley. I think we will make you the official ship's FOTOgrapher. It just captures, the, how do I say, rare moment in a crewe member's panicked, rum sodden life.

A masterpiece if there ever was one.

The Captain

So lad, is the summer sausage inspiration or ingredient for the elixir?

-- The Captain

Swagger,

I'll check with Diosa on the scrunchy as part of the deal. We'll travel up there to claim the commune... sounds like an even trade, if we can throw in the green scrunchy. It is a beautiful piece of property it is, but so is the scrunchy. It is pirate-worn you know... Not just a store trinket, but worn by a real Sheila...

-- The Captain

OryginalCinn, dear,

I do think he could use some cooking lessons. How are you with summer sausage?

I think some lessons would be good and we can move him from deck duty to the galley... we need a good cook...

-- The Captain

Ross (Swagger),

We see you have a lovely B&B you be marketing up north. Looks like a comely pirate commune for The Pyrates. Me thinks we'll start the bidding for the bodice with that lovely domicile you have available...

What say?

-- The Captain...

Glad to have her on this side of the country. She'll find a good home over here, no matter where she makes berth. I had the pleasure of fighting her on the bay several times and she will definitely be missed there. But whatever port ends up with her will be a lucky one.

Fair winds Chieftain on your journey...

The Captain

I'll bid two moldy bagels and a couple of Animal's teeth (I have ta knocks them loose first) just to keep the scrunchy out of Sheila's hands. :)

-- The Captain

Is this the alleged summer sausage or is it code, lasses? I know of no sausages that were consumed at the fort, nay, none...

And what is it with The Pyrates and those darned pseudo foods anyway? Summer sausage isn't a real food - next thing you know I'll hear there's Cheeze Whiz aboard the vessel. Or worse, Deadpacca. Throw the sausage overboard, lasses. It does none of us any good. And five lashes dear Flogger for Sir Nigel for introducing that mangy foodstuff to unsuspecting Olaf, The Wanderer. Poor lad...

Here I thought the crewe was being well fed by Diosa at PiP. I will have to check the ship's stores to be sure, but even the cockroaches, rats and moldering hard tack should have been favored over summer sausage. Sigh!

I think I'd rather starve...

-- The Captain

Moderator Note:

Some responses relating to events at PiP were deleted per the request of the originator of the thread relating to a certain subject. No, you're not imaging things - you may have posted but they were deleted out of respect of the initiator's request...

-- Hurricane

I highly recommend hand sewing. It's not very time consuming and it's easy to remove down the line - my hat has outlasted three trims... Can't imagine what would have happened if I had tried to remove the trim if glued. And I'm not even a thread Nazi... I just found it the easiest way to line up the trim and get it to stay on.

-- The Captain

Have no fear lad, Olaf, sir. We will have an impartial pirate judge (is that possible?) next year who isn't part of our crewe so you and the rest of The Pyrates won't have to disqualify yourselves.

And no one swims to shore next year, hear that Nigel?

-- The Captain

Evil, evil lass. Count us in on your kind offer.

-- the Captain

Here's footage of the actual Walk the Plank Championships as well as some of the action of pirates firing their guts out beachside...

http://seearoomkeywest.com/Videos/pirates_...in_paradise.htm

Pictured in the video walking the plank are Foulbottom (Don Maitz), Bella Donna (Kristin) and Olaf, the Wanderer.

-- The Captain

Oh, oh, Conscience is on you now lad... got to watch whatcha say around her, bout that and this...

The Captain

Paisley dear,

You were witness to what keeps Nigel alive - Pepto and Carb bars. The secret elixir that soothes his soul and nourishes his vice. I think he needs to get a blender and make a Nigeltail of it... he is a bartender you know... or is that bar worshipper.

-- The Captain