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CaptainBloodscalp

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  1. Any tickets yet?
  2. Have you ever dreamt about anyone famous?
  3. Mine dreams are more or less too weird to remember hafe the time.Have you ever dreamt you were falling??Now that's a very weird one if you ask me.Wakes you right up!
  4. ^Twain is one of me favorites amongst many other yes.^ If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. [J. R. R. Tolkien]
  5. The Redneck Entertainment Challenge 1 Point: You think the Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive. 1 Point: The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection. 1 Point: You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work. 1 Point: You go to the stock car races and don't need a program. (Double Points: Cars & Entertainment = 2 total) 5 Points: You took a fishing pole to Sea World. 5 Points: You buy two CB radios so you can talk to yourself. 5 Points: You've been too drunk to fish. (Double Points: Booze & Entertainment = 10 total) 5 Points: You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. (Double Points: Alcohol & Entertainment = 10 total) 10 Points: You celebrate Groundhog Day (cause ya believe in it!!) 10 Points: You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest". 20 Points: You win the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest". Clyde Calpepper, holder of the top score (75 points) in this category, has wide ranging interests: Conrad Twitty, wrestling, and stock car racing to name a few. For winning the Groundhog Day Spittin’ Contest last year, he received 2 C.B.s, a bug-zapper, a year’s supply of beer and a trip to Sea World. Clyde says, “Ah bean too drunk ta walk, but dis was da first time I ever bean too drunk ta fish. Else ah wooda got me one of dem Or-a-kin fish
  6. Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. [Mark Twain]
  7. Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are. [Anthelme Brillat-Savarin]
  8. Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. [Donald Trump]
  9. Thank ye Tall Paul for the link .She's a real beaut says I.I'll take a gander at the one you mentioned.
  10. Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts. [Clare Booth Luce]
  11. All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. [Arthur Schopenhauer]
  12. I talk in my sleep during my dreams.According to my wife.Who often relays some of the things I say while I am asleep.Most of the accounts she gives I'm usually cursing at people then other times I'm playing with my daughter in some way.Sleep usually doesn't come easy to me unless I have a beer before bed or I use some other kind of sleep aid.Does anyone else have that problem? I asked my doctor about the problem I have going right to sleep and he said stress causes it most of the time.The thing is I don't stress over things.
  13. Sweet looking cycle HarborMaster.Hell I'm shook up just looking at that thing.lol!
  14. Cap'n Pete Straw wrote: I did re-read it before my last post there Capt'n.Which is why I wrote"I had no idea they had kits out there where one could put together something like that."I just didn't bother to explain it to ye. Mainly because I was a few sheets to thee wind, Cap'n Pete Straw wrote: I'll give it a go at that.From the looks of y'alls work I am very interested.
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