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CaptainBloodscalp

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  1. That's what their saying.Three buck plus in the summer.Our Toyota Tundra does great with gas miles so we're fine.
  2. Getting ready to go grocery shopping and pick up a few supplies for the weekend.
  3. Good Old Sayings... Man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who farts in church sits in own pew. Crowded elevator smells different to midget.
  4. Good one Rummy3! Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in ATLANTA. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?" Jim says,"I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing..." "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No....." "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!"
  5. We use the Price Club to gas up our cars and trucks.Their always really reasonable with their prices.
  6. Hey that's the fellar from the movie King Author right?He played Sir Lancealot correct? :)
  7. Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone. [Anthony Burgess]
  8. Dagnabbit!Can we have a hint at least?
  9. Well me and the gang here went out for Church's GREASY Fried chicken.That stuff just slides down real subtle like. :angry: Never eating there again I have ta add.
  10. Ah you'll find the right person one day I reckon.Nothing wrong with having a few good dreams now and again.Good thing about me thus far is all my dreams have been tolerable.I haven't been slapped by the Ol'lady all these years for having any that didn't have her in them. :angry:
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