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CaptainBloodscalp

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  1. One must be poor to know the luxury of giving. -George Eliot-
  2. How to fight terrorism. Take all American women who are within five years of menopause - train them for a few weeks, outfit them with automatic weapons, grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15, Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna - drop them (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, and let them do what comes naturally. Think about it. The anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff like grocery shopping and paying bills, is formidable enough to make even armed men in turbans tremble.
  3. It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it. -Arnold Toynbee -
  4. Sundays when I really get ta tie one on mate.Yar!When the sun goes down is when I take me shore leave.
  5. It is no good to try to stop knowledge from going forward. Ignorance is never better than knowledge. -Enrico Fermi-
  6. And a few cold beers,a group of yur mates and your wench on your lap.
  7. Our character...is an omen of our destiny, and the more integrity we have and keep, the simpler and nobler that destiny is likely to be. -George Santayana-
  8. I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothing, so friends are to be treasured more than anything else in the world. -Trey Parker-
  9. Har!Lemme guess was his firstmate Ralph involved in that conversin? I kinda like ta slam a few beers more so than drinkin the hard stuff,but on occation I'll tie one on for good measure.
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