How to fight terrorism.
Take all American women
who are within five years of menopause -
train them for a few weeks,
outfit them with automatic weapons,
grenades, gas masks, moisturizer with SPF15,
Prozac, hormones, chocolate, and canned tuna -
drop them (parachuted, preferably) across the landscape of Afghanistan, and let them do what comes naturally.
Think about it.
The anger quotient alone, even when doing standard stuff
like grocery shopping and paying bills,
is formidable enough to make even
armed men in turbans tremble.