Arthur Richards from Kent

is a very nice lady

peanut butter and celery

Platoon?

Wrapper M C Hammer was found this morning under a tree

there be mosquitos here's the OFF

pikes peak / tool

bird bird bird the bird is the word... oh no! we're being attacked... retreat!

ok me hearties where is Petee and Jes and Carter and Carl and leatherneck?????

COWBOY IN A GAY BAR A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, " What's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink." The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy. Mine for instance is called NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It.' That guy down at the end of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because 'It really Satisfies.' " The cowboy looks dumbfounded, so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over. So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of yours?" The man looks back and says with a smile, "TIMEX." The thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella proudly replies, " 'Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin!" A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fella's on his right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and says, "So, what do you guys call yours?" The first manturns to him and proudly exclaims, "FORD, because 'Quality is Job One'." Then he adds, "Have you driven a Ford lately?" The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY.....'Like a Rock!" And gives a wink! Even more shaken, the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood. Finally, he turns to the bartender and exclaims, "The name of my willy is SECRET. Now give me a beer." The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer, but with a puzzled look asks, "Why Secret?" The cowboy says, "Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!

Is extremely lucky and likes her life for the first time in twenty years

Aye lass and ye be one o my favorite protectors of certain involve

slow involve

Is this woman damn near perfect or what?

exagerates

I am happy

bird (man) found the rope left in the wall void and in his attempt to escape found the sirens sounding aloud because of his being gone and was forced to make his retreat

you are more than welcome and Im serious you come out and stay with us! you'll be in plenty of faire fun indeed. starting right now there is no break till june 17th! every week and in two cases three going on at once within 150 miles! Huzzah! Come out and have some good old pyratical fun!

Beatles / Orion

nice ta see ye round mission where ye been?

chocolate carmel coffee and an oatmeal raisen cookie

when was the last time ye changed yer heater filter I mean if yer plugged up in yer sinuses and the weather is such outside that ye be closed from the elements and blooming springtime flowers it must be dust! (i would think) but then it doesn't matter what I think it'l become the brunt of someones joke around here

Maze

Is a very even keeled Pirate lass

thanks lady snow snopes.com is a wonderous local!

hoping that escondido is getting less rain than us up here!