Blackfoot

Arrr, I be th' first one t' nominate Pirate Petee. I think his signature be cool. It looks like a lot of work be placed on that one.

Jenny Craig

Naked Lady Chef

Aye Miss Kendra th' Sea Maid, I be prayin' fer ye. Reckon, things always work ou' fer th' best in th' long run. I pray that yer Grandmother an' yer prayers be answered in good time. Additionally, ye can pray fer some young 15 voyage old teen named Jimmy I know who attempted suicide today by downin' a lot o' bunkin' pills. Way too young t' be havin' these types o' problems.

Hello Captain Rummy, There be a lot of long words in there, Sire. We're naught but humble pirates. What is it that you are asking?

Rape me, my friend. (Curt Cobain)

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Congrats Miss Bonnie Red Weasle!

Evenin' Mr. Cutlass, If ye look into INITIATION RITES & PUB MANAGEMENT, ye will be seein' a post by Gentleman o' Fortune titled "Dasn't forget t' mark yer spot." I could be seein' swashbucklers be havin' marked the'r spot ou' in PA.

Captain Emerald. Check yer e-mail. I sailed' as far as already purchasin' 't fer ye. 'tis very nice an' 't only cost 30 pieces o' eight. If ye want 't, I can drive or send 't t' ye. 'tis about 3` ft long, 1` ft deep an' 1` ft wide. If ye dasn't want 't, I will keep 't myself. Yer choice. Let me know.

Definately! The separation is difficult. The other is when your ex finds another man who seems to think he has "taken over" as a father to your daughter. Not so! What I did with my kids is have a long talk with them telling them, "I will always be their Dad." I would call them every other night just to remind them and show my support. The biggest test for them is when my ex re-married, the pastor told my kids they could change their last names to the man my ex-wife married. My kids knew it was dumb advice. I am sure that daughter of yours knows you love her with all of your heart. That's all that matters.

Mad Matt, Oh no, it doesn't sound good. I have been divorced for a few years now. All I can say after broken or angry hearts, sadness, and bad or good memories, take a deep breath and go on. Life has it's low points but it can't stay like that forever. With my divorce I kept it simple. No lawers and we had a verbal agreement on child support. It's still working and I am fortunately still friends with my Ex. Children it's a whole new ball game. That's what made me hurt. Not living with your children could be tough. No matter how much divorce might be wanted from one or both people, it still hurts some way or some how. It does get better and easier. I am there for you Brother!!

Hmm. Sounds like an interestin' Rum. Be this stuff wickedly hardcore? A dead insect or wee animal decayin' at th' bottom o' th' keg? I think I will eventually be havin' t' try some if I ereget th' chance. Thanks fer th' advice CaptainCiaran.

I have heard one horrid thing about the movie...they show frontal nudity on fat guy? (no offense to any large men out there but a large woman would be much better on the eyes).

Okay, I am in. I registered under my name of Blackfoot.

Actually I have not seen it Mad Matt. (Good Movie?) Was this same thing mentioned? If so, I probably heard it in conversation from someone who did see it.

At least Fraggle Rock or the Muppets were not as hard core as the old Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I am a firm beliver Willy Wonka put Acid on the "Lickable Wallpaper" which introduced the golden ticket winners a whole new concept of the factory. "Snozberries taste like Snozberries." Snozberries = A C I D. What a trip..

If ye need t' be knowin' Mr. Aaron, th' ships hade consisted o' a plank wi' a hole in 't which extended fore from th' bow; a jack perched on 't an' rode 't like a seesaw. 't be dangerous wi' th' risk o' fallin' into th' sea, so ye would be havin' t' be careful.

Aye indeed Miss Bonnie Red Weasle, I could be seein' wi' yer pictures that th' leather be a (ahem) fond supporter o' ye too!

Alright! Twist me arm. Throw me lot into th' bucket. Anythin' t' support me swabbie pyrates.

God Bless th' ladies likin' facial hair! I be havin' tried th' clist sha'en look. Me mouth looks t' wee an' I feel I look older. Besides, I be a rebel rouser "bad boy" an' can neredo th' clist sha'en look again. Too much o' a "businessman metrosexual" look. Blah!

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Hello all, I am a big time gearhead with the love of motorcycles and cars. My buddy directed me too a website that advertises a new street legal "Race car / Motorcycle." Once you go to the webpage, go to the bottom of the page and click onto "watch video." It is about a five minute video which explains it all. It is pretty cool. This car kicks the ass of a racing motorcycle. Check it out! The webpage is www.arielatom.com

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One night a very heavy and poorly dressed woman walked into a bar and sat down amongst the men enjoying their drinks. Suddenly the woman raised her arm and yelled, "who will buy this woman a drink?" When she raised her arm, she revealed a very hairy unshaven armpit. Old Bill, a regular drunk and bar patron sitting at the end of the bar yelled, "I will! Bartender, give the ballerina a drink!" The bartender poured the woman a drink. The woman chugged it down and slammed the glass down on the bar. Again, the woman raised her arm and yelled the same thing, "who will buy this woman another drink?" Again, old Bill yelled back, "I will! Bartender, another drink for the ballerina." Now, this happened a few more times. Finally the bartender asked Bill, "It is awfully nice you buy the drinks for the lady, but why do you call her a ballerina?" Bill replied, "any woman who can lift her leg that high must be a ballerina!"