Mad Matt

screwdriver

WOW! Wish I was that imaginative.

slippery

Crikey! It's only Friday, here......

Damn stalkers..... Now they wear tuxedos!

"silkie" soft?

pigs in a blanket

Not the BEST idea in the world, but neither were the penguins.... Jest wonderin'.

I always wondered about that whole "teleportation" thing. Would my clothes come with me, or would I show up nekked with the 12-pack to try and cover th' "goodies"?

I just bought a 12-pack of Coronas. Dammit, no limes......

What teeth?

I have my moments, luv.

^ Nope. That's why it's called my "job" and not my "passion". < Who the hell is Eduardo and why would you newbies be surprised that I am worse than he is? You people just don't KNOW! v "I love the night life. I love to boogie...." What type of music do you wish was never "invented" per se?

^ Took the ex on a ride-along when I was a cop. It was her birthday and I had her sitting with my dispatcher when I brought a birthday cake in and sang Happy Birthday. Both she AND the dispatcher were in tears. In typical male fashion all I could think was, "Man! What a couple weirdos!" < I am WAY too excited to have gotten my new hockey skates! v Any sport you would like to learn to play?

I have been known on occasion do have that effect on women. Don't know how, but it's been done before.

No one will believe it, but..... Nelly! Ride wit me (Hey, must be the money!)

cooked

^ Depends on what the project is. < Feels a little weird bein' back. v What makes you feel uncomfortable?

castle

^ Not a chance. I'd always be tryin' to add things while constantly scratching others. < Damn! 30 minutes on the computer and my eyes are buggin'! Maybe that's a hint..... v What summer plans have you?

A7X - Unholy Confessions

^ After having been a peace officer, ALL people are cautiously evaluated... Normally those who try to act larger than life tend to turn me away. < 10 more pounds to reach my weight loss goal. Already dumped 35, so far. v Doing anything for "Spring Break"?

^ Yup. Even played it with YOU a couple times.... I think it went pretty well. < Before I go silent when I'm angry, I start using the BIG words which confounds those around me. Then, once I'm silent, my progressive actions can be quite disorienting. v What's on your spring agenda?

^ Cleaning bathrooms. Isn't that EVERYONE'S least favorite??? < "I had this friend who's band used to practice in my mom's basement when I was a teen. He wore SO much cologne that you could always tell when he'd arrived but the trail of scent through the living room. I can't remember the name of the stuff he wore but when ever I smell it I instantly think "Metal Head Glen!" Damn! I can't remember if 'Joop' or Cool Water was the answer..... v Favorite scent.