Skull pyrate Carter

LOL!!!

Less see. I pretty much failed two years of German in high school. I mean I barely passed, two years. I made up a lot of words just to get extra credit. I would add a Die, Der or Das before english words I didn't know the German equivalent. I spent two years in College, e seite anos en restarauntes aprendo espanol. Yo hablo un poco espanol, pero practico as much as possible. I wanted to teach myself Japanese, especiallly the writing and I was starting to learn the Kanji, but out of the 4000+ symbols, I know about 15. I can say hello, thank you, dog, and sir in Hangul (Korean). That's about all I learned after living one year in that god forsaken country.

AYe, a career change it is. I be wantin' to gets away from serving tables as a wench, and tryin's to find me a job where I can design more'n sigs!!

damm, I wish i could go too!! But i need to make rent money, since I might be done with restaraunts soon!!

no offense takin.

Wow, I was all pumped to add a new sig up, and saw that a discussion took place whilst I was away. So, here's my new format... and here's a smaller one fer ya, If yas' liken

Aye, mate...It didn't take long for you to put that up. I'm so glad that I could be of help, now for my payment...Ale it shall be and we shall be even.

My latest Creation:

hopefully

My Current Employer

sorry mate, http://www.piratesxxx.com/ ...remember it's wrong to take and profit...but we are pirates (and it's not like i'm profiting off this.)

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy ______________________________ OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit. Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime _____________________________ SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs. A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn't need. _____________________________ GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. _____________________________ HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. ______________________________ LONGEVITY Women are dying to get married. Married men are waiting to die. ______________________________ PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. _____________________________ DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. _____________________________ HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. And One more: HER DIARY > > Saturday night I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to > > > > meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day > > > > long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but > > > > he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we > > > > go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and > > > > absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it > > > > was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me > and > > > > not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply > > > > smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know > why > > > > he didn't say I love you too. When we got home I felt as if I had lost > > > > him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there > > > > and watched TV. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go > > > > to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he > > > > responded to my caress and we made love, I still felt that he was > > > > distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep and I > > > > cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are > > > > with someone else. My life is a disaster. > > > > HIS DIARY > > Today the Broncos' lost, but at least I got laid.

The pics have been pirated (check out the xxxpirate site), and I just use photoshop.

at least let this sad pyrate live the faire, vicariously.

Give me a bit and I'll see what I can throw together.

So, where's the rest of the pics?

employment (since that's the field I'm trying to get into.)

I was actually serious, because that's how I made mine, and it looks great.

current administration

Aye, matey. But if it's the dabloons ya be wantin' ta save... buy a cheap wool felt bonnet ( i gots mine at the target) and tie it up. Cover it with tha beeswax and lets sit. Ya'll have a hat that ya'll be proud of and the money for the ale, to boot.

Aye, Black John, you forgut about us. The swine who refueses to grew up. We likes the ideas ova world where we can drink, and do Mary. The kids who fantasize about a world we only read abouts in the picture books. And would like a lil' break from a life that doesn't afford the same adventure that people once lived.

If ya need a mate to help do layout or illustration work, let me know.

If you actually know you're history, our country was founded by terrorists. read up on the history of our forefathers and the constitution ( a good pic is "a country with no name") But look at Shay's Rebellion and such. hence the saying: "Treason when successful is not treason but heroism and patriotism. Hence there is no such thing as successful treason." I'm just saying.

they once played live at Petee's neighbor's house.

I made a lil' widget for all you mac users, but can't find a way to host it. but if you want one, I can email it to ya. It was just a lil' something that I threw together, because I was bored and thought someone might want one.