Scarlet McBayne

Well I like that. Now I be compared to a jackel in heat! Watch out boyo as me blood be boiling and I be seein red. ( ye do remember that I be a red-head, ye keen. With a red-heads temper .) tankards start to fly in the direction o Mick Moon and anything else that comes to hand. Wait, I be armed...and pissed . Sure hope ye can run fast boyo or that ye know how te be calmin a red-head down

Wicked, wicked boy...and don't I jest be lovin it!!!

Not even if I be sayin, roll over onto me? Chase me around and then onto the table for some "scraps" Or shake me hard? sigh. I jest donna know where people be gettin the wrong idea about me... Not even if I be sayin "come here lover boy, oh lover boy" ....

Down boy, down. JK Me own heart be beatin pretty hard in anticipation o faire and rum. Dance with me deary? wink and smile

Sam, donna be a stranger this weekend...make yerself know to me and donna forget to be givin me that there big ol hug and "kiss". And maybe we'll jest have te make the time fer that there spin or maybe a tabletop dance. See you sunday!

Mick, believe me when I be sayin that I be done with the evils of everclear and grog. Now mind ye I did not drink then together, but none the less, I be done with that. Now who's buyin the next round o rum. LOL

donna be sad love, hangovers will still be around when ye be of age te be drinkin. And jest remember te be the age ye feel, not the age yer drivers licsence be sayin.

I know its out there, havena found it, but I can have it made ( if your interested in one, let me know ) this one is my new motto. LOL "My liver is evil and must be punished"

Petee, tis a shame that ye were not at Northern last weekend...I still be feelin me hangover. Something about everclear and grog that always be hittin me harder on tuesdays than mondays. ( shrug ) Ye'll have to get hungover for me on saturday as I willna be there til sunday. Happy drinkin te ye

How 'bout a dance Mick? Jest ye and me...and donna be talkin about me friends that way (your me friend fyi) now lets be gettin on to the buisness o drinkin grog and dancin our shoes off!!! Huzzah

May Pole

Ah Mick darlin, the only heart I be knowin how to break be me own. I always seem to fall fer the scoundrels and black-hearts that canna appreciate me finer points. But I will gladly buy ye a round o Diego's grog...or should I call it moonshine? and believe me when I tell you that one round will do...

Sam, me dear, donna be standin in the shadows lad, come out and play with us wicked wenches. And Mick, love, ifin I break yer heart, I will buy ye a round to drown yer sorrows in.LOL Aye, ye'll be seein this lassie in Escondido on the 23rd. But Diego, after drivin back from Northern and only 3 hours o sleep and barely survivin yer grog, all I can say is OUCH!!! Next time will ye put less grog in the grog or not be offerin it to me atal. Ye know I have no willpower where yer grog is concerned. Oh, me achin head....

Now I be understanding yer name good sur. Dirty Mick indeed!!! Are ye sure ye want to be testin out the theory that we donna bite hard? Mayhap ye was lied to. After all, most of the wenches in this bar be armed to the teeth...wink and a kiss :)

Now Mick, lets get ye all cooled down...I know, we'll use me skirts to fan ye down and cool off those burnin cheeks...wink wink

Naughty boys...don't cha know that "russian" things be not as fun as taken yer time...

Me thanks te ye Jill, I do so look forward to seein ye there. And mayhap we can get Rummy and Diego up on a table top fer some dancin. Huzzah

That depends on what yer plannin on doin with those hands, lovey...

Grammercy fer the advise sister Rummy, but never fear...I never tell all me secrets!!! Those be but a few o the adventures that were had in Las Vegas. Speakin o secrets, do tell about yer night out on the strip....wink wink

Tails

Jest beware o where ye put those "hands" laddy. LOL I thank ye fer the drink and I be battin me baby blues jest fer ye. wink

Jeramiah, lets raise our tankards high, drain the rum, get the music goin and get this party started!!! Huzzah

Rummy, jest who in the HELL have ye been talkin too?!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes I were at the Nine Fine Irishman, yes I were up on a table top, yes I was pimping out the 2 scotsmen we took on one of the nights, yes I got a little friendly with an englishman, and yes there was a flogger involved. But technically I was not asked to leave...jest tone it down. Damn that Rum

And you have anything to worry about Petee? I've met Jessica, remember? Luck man, and luck lass. Ok, so sometimes its all about the looks.

Ok, after a weekend spent in Las Vegas at faire and being sweet-talked to by a man with an accent, I gotta admit that the power of the voice ( not jest an accent ) be some pretty heady stuff. Lads, I hope ye be takin notes, the ladies here have been given ye some great advise...its not always looks fer us. Its how ye make us feel. A touch, a thought, the effort. Speakin o which, here Foxe, Foxe.