Barbados Sam

I just recently picked up a bottle of Captain Morgan Private Stock and it is smoooooooth!! But if ye bump inta me at a Faire, me flask will always be filled wit' tha Captain's Tattoo mate. :)

The Double-Mint Twins

"Mooooooon River....you ever do time doc?" - Chevy Chase

But 30 minutes later yer hungry again..... Short Stack

Oompa Loompa

Did this thread die? What happened to the contest?

"Where? I don't see him!" RKO Pictures

Man Without A Face

Thank ye fer postin' tha very cool link! It really got me anxious ta get up thar an' see it fer meself! :)

virgin

Lorena Bobbit

***Your Birthdate: August 9*** You are a born idealist, with more pet causes than you can count. You prefer be around others, both when working and while relaxing. Generous and giving, you believe you can change the world one person at a time. You're open minded and tolerant. People feel like they can tell you anything. Your strength: Your go-with-the-flow flexibility Your weakness: Your flair for the over dramatic Your power color: Pine green Your power symbol: Circle Your power month: September <hit and miss for me.....>

thrill

Circus

Lumberjack? (I'm a lumberjack an' I'm OK....)

ducky

mustachioed...driver...junior..... (I needs more rum) CONFUSED

dbun

tingly bit

HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster. HIS DIARY I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.

Too often we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. When somebody annoys you remember it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. But it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and bitch slap that dumb-ass upside the head.

A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink. Walking up behind her he says, "Hi, there, good lookin'! How's it going?" Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, . "Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean ... it just doesn't matter to me. I've been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it." Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, "No kidding. I'm a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?"

Mooooooon River..... ("did ya ever do time doc?)

toys

wet spot