Barbados Sam

spirit

when you're having fun....

Abby

Gramercy Cap'n fer tha suggestion. Turns out what I think I'm looking for is a Hair Extension. Found a site with them listed, so at least now I'll know what to ask for when I visit a local wig shop. http://www.bestwigoutlet.com/_e/dept/34/Ha..._Extensions.htm

Rae

I'm looking for more of a hair piece. I want something that I can attach to a head scarf that when worn with the scarf will give me the appearance of shoulder length hair. Anybody know of a source?

play

parody

A man walked into a very high-tec bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" he man thought a moment then replied? "A martini please." The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the best martini the man had ever had. The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?" The man answered "Oh, about 164." The robot then proceeded to discuss the 'theory of relativity', 'inter-stellar space travel', 'the latest medical breakthroughs', etc....... The man was most impressed. He left the bar but thought he would try a different tact. He returned and took a seat. Again the robot clicked and asked what he would have? "A Martini please." Again it was superb.? The robot again asked "What is your IQ sir?" This time the man answered , "Oh about 100". So the robot started discussing Nascar racing, the latest basket ball scores, and what to expect the Dodgers to do this week end. The guy had to try it one more time. So he left, returned and took a stool.... Again a martini, and the question, "What is your IQ?"?? This time the man drawled out " Uh..... bout 50". The robot clicked then leaned close and very slowly asked , "Are....your....people....going....to....nominate....Hillary-?????

Well Digger

FOUR THOUGHTS TO PONDER.... 1. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 2. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see a man without an erection, make him a sandwich. 3. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 4. Some people are like a Slinky. Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Golf Etiquette: 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. WELL DONE. NOW FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OF

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOG-wbP2miE

jokers

Oscar

crystal ball

amore

I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.

vanity

wacky

Mmmmm......waffles........ SYRUP

flour

finger-lickin' good

A very sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were loose and flapping. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found three roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the third rose?" she asked. "Oh, that rose is from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears.