Thought ye might enjoy that one; I know I do.
How about this for an epitaph:
Dearly united,
We gather here today to kick in the arse one who is squelching the visions of true pirate lovers. We are talking about Michael Eisner and his goal to turn the dreams of Walt and Roy Disney into a sad state of disrepair. So as the shareholders must firguratively blast Michael Eisner from Disney, we today, literally, blast Michael Eisner from the pirate haven of the Royaliste.
Fire at will!
I think you need to send this to Roy too.
You can access him on the save disney site.
Let him know we are shooting Michael out of a cannon!!! They may send a film crew.....