Captain Jacob Badger

SHINE...

Bin a pirate fer ten years....started on the LRP circuit.....dressed t' impress...sorta taken over me life since then. Moreso after joinin' the 'pub' scene....

nice....... Me......Louder by the pint/rum/joint..........Needs t' get me two peneth in before I fergets it........Convo's tend t' speed up the more grog I imbibe, so try's t' put me point in over everyone else.....(hangs head). Normally end up either Completly four sheets so's I can't stand. With an overwhelmin' ''WE GO NOW''... home t' bunk attitude t' me missus..(hate wakin' up somewhere strange).. Or Gets second wind an' wants t' ''Out race/ shoot/ fly everyone in the room on the PS2......(sad eh?).. Oh.......an' naught fergettin' the time I dragged some poor bugger in from the street an' played Status Quo songs t' him until he shouted that I know more about their music than he did.........he only said that he'd been t' the gig....an' did we know where the hotel he was stayin' at was.......hurr hurrr...Dew I was drunk that time........cowers!! sheesh!!.......I think I need Ciarans confesh booth!!......

Aguilera........she's deeeeerrrrdddeeeeeeee

Yeah....I agree that about the 'plastic' thang........It was just a handle I had spare from an' old tree saw.... There is another style I was puttin' t' thought.....alot liken the handle on the broadsword pictured below......only 'cos I thought it might look better on the short/long sword versions.....

Ahoy ye all..... I have bin workin' on a 'new' set o' blades.....They be called the 'Shark tooth' collection.......So far there's a Dagger....Short sword......an' I'm about three quaters o' the way wi' the Long sword version......(Always gotta make a set o' three....looks better in the cabinet..hurr hurr). What I be askin' o' you good shipmates is......... What style o' handle be the best fer the dagger??....There be this one... Or.... Finally..... What say you???

AArrrrrr!!.......whiskers be great....tho nowadays I has t' wax 'em outta the way or they gets in me nosh....hurr hurr!!

here here!!........Royal air force, security..... stationed in Muscat, Oman UAE.....Trained at Cranwell, Linc's........Got out as soon as I could.....Too hot.....too much paperwork.....too much hassle.........only joined t' keep me old man 'appy........he was fleet airarm....me mom was a wren.....didn't fancy a life at sea then, so joined the raf.........ironic really lookin' back....hurr hurr..

'Swing'..bridge

Mine be Jamie.......

'er indoors....

Egg mayo'

brass monkeys

chess

marbles

biscuits........hob nobs t' be true....hurrr hurrr

Awwwww kendra......big hugs t' ye....... right now i be 'unwindin' from the tuesday rock night I provides fer the masses o' Cardiff.........a rum....a joint.....an' a couple o' hours on this computy thang, catchin' up wi' me emails........ARRRRRRR!

9 pounder

retribution

Eternity

Schools out..

makin' a list o' me blades fer the insurance muppets....tsk

Pancakes........home made wi' lemon juice, demerara sugar an' butter...mmmmmmmm :)

..Van halen

Iron Maiden!! :)