Captain Jacob Badger

I agrees.....emails are set more in pyrate speak after bein' in the pub....but as fer speakin' in tongues wit' peeps in real life....they all knows i's a pyrate cap'n.....an' they treats it as a laugh.....scurvy dogs 'em all!

Blimey!!...this is an interestin' post.. to answer ye question from my side of life... Most think of I as a pyrate Cap'n, even people who I's just met (and I meets alot in my line of work). I looks like one (or some crazed 'biker')...have's the pyrate honour runnin' through me blood. Sure, some look at you an' think you odd... but most are quite intrigued with latent 'pyrate' qualitys of thier own.... Personally I've never posted anything of a nasty nature to anyone or on any site, likewise, i've never recieved any...everything is taken at a humorous slant....lifes to short fer quiblin'.... so to conclude....I's a pyrate....an' proud t' be one (real life or otherwise).

Arrr...'ere be one donated by me wench..Long Meg..... When corsair penelope swoons, her breasts pop out like balloons, th' first mate stands by, wit' a gleam in his eye, an' pops em back in with warm spoons.... aye

Go plug dude......

Aye, ye be right there....should 'ave started at the beginin', 'stead o' just burstin' in.....(doffs hat.......backs away)

Wot about lamp oil? 't is been used fer centuries.....one lighted and well maintained lamp can supply the whole ship with fire.....from galley to cannon. it worked for the Egyptians..... they used it for hundreds of years.....and then there was the Romans...lets not start there shall we.... Just a thought...

MOSS...

Deep

Mutiny

Father

I calls it ''me Cap'ns gear''..or ''me badger skin''. but thats only 'cos i'm strange 'n' welsh......and stoned most of the time.

I 'ave got a picture of one of those....just no nought how to be attatchin' it to the reply window....