When the shopkeeper shortchanges you, you shout ''ye scurvy dog'' an' reaches fer ye cutlass..
when shoppin' yer ''takin on supplies'.
when ye name is called, you ignore them till they says 'Cap'n'...
when travellin' down the motorway, y' tack from the slow t' the fast lane...
ye quotes POTC...at every available moment...
yer best friend is the parrot in the pet shop that ye've bin tryin' so hard t' get to say 'dead men tell no tales'...
ye pushes t' the front o' the Q in the post office wearin' yer pirate garb.....an' no one says nuthin'....