Captain Jacob Badger

Arrr..thank ye sah....(offers a hand t' both t' get orf the floor).....wots ye both doin' on the floor then?.....checkin' the lino?....harrr harrr...

The stocks

(Passes Jack and Ciran in a heap on the floor in the corridor).....chuckles.. s'cuse me mates ....i'm a little lost.....followed a few peeps from the bar....s'mit about a party?....s'ortta got lost......where's the bar?

The new Scorpians album.....yes Scorpians, (old rock type see) :)

scar!

Monster

Hussy.... .damn...must learn t' be quicker...harr harrr.....cheers mate

pyrate......(did you actually 'see' me do it?

eye poke!

arrr .....that answers me other question matey....

Upper cut

Welcome Mr Hawks....'tis a fine establishment ye've found......I'll be tak'n and ale off'r ye...ta. CHEERS....

Hickory dickory dock, three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck one, an' the other two got off with minor injuries... arrr...'twas weak aye...

scabbard..

Blackmores nights.....medaeval 'rock/folk music...

Ursa minor

It's life, but not as we know it...

but thats illogical.....captain!

I'm shocked to hear that it turned out t' be stu, locked in a privy without a proper view, but now you must learn, before you takes yer turn, check down below, an' trust yer ships crew. For they're the ones that went b'fore, an' they were just as shocked an' in awe, but now the beautys they do find, are checked front and behind, to tell if it's sue or stu afore ye score. ...Hmmm...struggled there...

There was a young wench from crewe, who remarked, as the pyrate withdrew, '' The captain was quicker, slicker and thicker, and three inches longer than you.'' ooh....mabe a tad risk....eh?

crazy....nights......(oh yeah...)

Fanatical

Well pulgged there sir......will it available in the blighty sah?

(.....i'm all ears ms snow) .....meanwhile........ Alter boy

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