Captain Jacob Badger

Men in tights......

Scones!!......fastest cakes in the WORLD!!

They don't look very fillin'..but I too shall have two!!........got a loaf t' break sah?.......oh an' some ale please mate ...(slams gold on the table

Stephen King

I'm lookin' into startin' another chapter here in Wales....naught got all the riggin' t'gether fer it yet so's t' speak.....will let ye know ifin it finally gets t' sail T.P...

A pirate.....in a house.......ALONE!.....you go girl ... T'day....hmmmm....a little cheesed!....the club I hire the saturday night from, have just canceled the events!!......on my answer phone no less!!.....there isn't much honour amongst the heads o' buisness o'er here!....up front, is how I like t' do me buisness......naught sculkin' around the bilge liken rodents.....tsk!.....phew!.....ta, feels better .....now where's me rum an' me pistola....hurr hurrr

Hot pants

ARRRRR!....she be a fine boat.......SHIP!......just look at her rear

buttered toast

Sent to Coventry

Thats....24 pints.....or.....13.6383 litres.......!!....WOW, Loadsa beer!!...

''Sorry doc......small sea upbringin'......no offence t' those o' the Cap'ns charge ma'am''...........(sticks out chin).

The bo'sun returns t' the quater deck.........stands with the quatermaster between him an' the frenchy tub...(speaks in low voice)......'' all hands ready sah..........on yer word''.

Brazil nuts

Rugby balls

That would be a top CD cover Ed!!.......Hey, if it worked fer Zappa....

Arrrr.....naught married......but longtime liv'in....thank 'e fer the 'post yer pic' guidelines.....helped loads......more of me latest LRP event t' follow....hurrr hurrrr!

Jamie summers........wi' the bionic ear, that don't work unless she sweeps back the small amount o' hair that covers it!

Ye thinks it could be one of our own sah?........tis troublin' fer sure.....(puts on cap......takes out his cosh).....I'll see t' the dutch crew sah!.....knuckles f'head........dismissed sah?

Like a glove!!

Ace ventura

Stir-rups

Stir Crazy

Aye sah!....

isn't that wot ye calls a bloke wi' no legs an' no arms overboard?.........BoB?