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Captain Jacob Badger

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  1. (Readin' his book on shipknots.....I can't help but hear the screams an' shout o' the Capn' above the drummin' o' the waves against the side)......'bilmey'.....(says I..........puts book down, turns in hammock t' get a bit o' shut eye afore me watch...)
  2. Ouch!!.......Thats gonna leave a mark!.... Butchery.
  3. There we go then.......I bows t' yer powers sah! .....
  4. ''On the quaterdeck.....Aye sah!''....(sends man t' pass order t' Master Gunner. Takes position on helm)
  5. God damn.....things move on to quickly in this here plain!!!.....strike the last post.........D'oh!!
  6. (Bo'sun shouts t' the boyz)...........''Full sail!!....get us outta this damn cove.......we's adrift anyhow!!''!......''Morgan...take the helm!.......steer us clear, or it'll be fer all our doom!''!........(.men run...in that oh so trained way)....''.master gunner....do ya thing....with menace!'!...
  7. Walks down upper deck....inspectin' riggin'..........''Hmmm, naught as tight as they should be''.....set to on tightenin' jib ropes....
  8. Space invaders........ahhhh.....me youth naught wasted, aye!
  9. ......dude.......NICE!! :) :) .....how many dub's did ye shell fer such a fine sidearm sah....s'cuse I askin'?
  10. did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac?.......he lay awake all night wonderin' if there was a dog..
  11. great series....shame they cut it short.......can't wait fer the flick......space westerns....who'da thought it would be so good!
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