Captain Jacob Badger

WHY THANK 'E MR C..........MR PIPES WILL BE PLEASED THAT HIS NAME HAS NOW REACHED THE SHORES O' THE AMERICKEYS......(OOPS....cap lock on again!!!....d'oh)....

AWWWWWW!!

Shepherds hut alight............more like!

Well......I was feelin' great after seein' 'Hayseed Dixie' playin' in me local club............but after that char.........well.........some peeps have got t' much on their 'tiny' little minds.....t' remem' the peeps that have forceably bin 'moved on'............as long as it didn't happen t' them....or friend o' them.....or even fam.........but we won't judge them........as it is naught our place...........at least most of us did......an' thats what matters.......aye ....chin up.....

Zen have some cocktails

Y don't we all just drink more beer

The lighter shade of....?..

BLACK AN' WHITE!!...... ....Fer youse

Hurr hurr....it be in 'book' form sah!.....by Gideon defoe.......a light hearted look at a pirate cap'ns blunderin' thro the seas........an stuff....lol

Have ye naught read 'the pirates! in anh adventure wi' scientists'.........'tis all about the showmanship!...........naught has changed........

bunks!!......ye have bunks now?..........damn........as a Cap'n....I have the finest horse hair matt' money can buy.....(tho it is topped wi' a duvette). and whoa.......yes comfey.....I should coco.......the old ways are naught gorn......just misslayed!....aye :)

Unless ye....be the boss!...

Ring -a-ring ....is well true.....there are still 'mounds'...that peeps still won't dig up cos' o that very, reason...

On the stair......right there!!..

Ooooh....dream on.....

Hussah!.....for those who were remembered....an' writen about...........tankards up fer those who weren't....

Where?......

Sucks!....

Just a smile on my face... full o' dubloons is me case.. naught even a smack from a mace... I'm so.. winnin' this race.....

Thats what ye thinks.......welcome t' heaven....hurr hurrr

Why ...thank 'e me dear.........'tis all cofusin' t' the liken o' me....hurr hurrr....

Just.....singin' in the rain...

But I just want t' sing..........(ye'll naught be doin' any o' that while I'm here...)

Well bless me barnys!..........Jack ...ye has the same beard afflicition as I!!......sympathys sah......but it do make the women swoon....hurrr hurrrr

re-pressed..........but anyway .........we don't have enough mud...