(with water running down his face and goatee, therein drenching his shirt, Ciaran says to Enigma...)
Well, matey, normally the Tsunami Kate be the best place in the Pub to get food, but right now rumour has it that Mercenary Wench be inside with a big water hose. Enter at yer own risk!
(turning to Lady Snow)
Gotta towel m'Lady?