Watery and pale, that's how I like me beers. So I be quite content with a Rolling Rock, a Molson Canadian, or a Heineken. I also have a taste for an Alexander Keith's India Pale ale -- Nova Scotia's best.
Aye, it be true -- when it comes to beers, I be a weenie, a sissy!
But I can still hit me mark with me rapier and pistol, so watch yerself!