Diego Santana de la Vega

Congratulations to ye matey as you are one of the very best this pub will and ever see! God bless you. Damn sorry I missed yer dinner last night (any leftovers) sure lookes wondrous! I hates bacon wrapped scallops! NOT! lobster bisque one o me faves it is. anyways I sees yer alos turned the corner here with the Kate and gone past a hundred pages as well. Yer a fine and upstanding man and me hopes be yer life is blessed, as blessed as ours is by knowin ya! Huzzah Oh! 'Ows abouts a Guinness (you know whilst I be here and all)

A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. They never smell and are always silent." "As a matter of fact, I've passed gas at least 20 times since I've been here in your office. Of course, you didn't know because they don't smell and are quite silent." The doctor says, "I see. Please take two of these pills each day, and come back to see me next week." The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor", she says, "I don't know what you gave me, but now my farts - though still silent- really stink terribly." The doctor replies, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your sinuses, let's work on your hearing... "

Volunteers are being interviewed on dock at pier "J" (Send me a p/m)

The captain hasn't hired on as of the yets but he has been courted for the job if he should want it. Children thar will be no whining none nada neit no! ifin ye cry best have wings fer you'll surely fly! Right over board now lets seem alive!

so broke I can't pay attention

Waa hoo!

short on coin

kermit the

nar but maybe a smoothie stand on the silver strand! someone see if this chimp has any coin and can afford a round fer us all?

then introduce yerself and buy a round fer the crews waiting ta wish ya well!

Top deck master gunner

Some sort of mango sunrise huh? I think I'll do another quite nice in preparation it be! Save the paper and stick thingie!

Dr. Faulken

cept fer the pipe! Silly boy! *** No fires below main deck!***

Sir William! Sir! Deal me in. Mercenary would ye be needin some help wit that trunk?

Nazguls

Mordor

(So careful i enters, so as to not wake any sleepovers I opens the two doors of the Kate and hears a few imported words) Arrrghhhh! Good mornin friends is what yer jibberishin about have somethin ta do with Belgian waffles and apple sauce with cinnemon and a few three minute eggs? If so then let it be so! Good mornin Sir Williams! Nice rocking horse mate! And wench ye need not worry about bein on time fer work taday, tis Thursday and no one cares on Thursdays.

Mysty Mountains

Aye lass and ye be getting a lot more than me hand ye will! Three up and on board lets party folks! Join the fun ye can be from anyswhere ifin ye read it all this is the ghost ship in the minds eye, the storm of turbulent water waitin to be smoothed by our hull. c'mon muster up mateys!

is this the (you all know what's coming right?) "attack of the killer tomatoes"

the wizardry of Magic's game

A young woman dressed in shorts had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help ... and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, "Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?" "I was stung by a bee," she said. "Where," he asked. "Between the first and second hole," she replied. He nodded knowingly and said, "Then your stance is too wide."

sardine

two, two can i here three three can i hear three?