Pirate Petee

Its really just a sketched idea.

All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. > > > - Homer J. Simpson

You should try the muppets on weed. Oh Man.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than to be selfish and worry about my liver." - Jack Handy I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,that's as good as they're going to feel all day. - Frank Sinatra An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. -Ernest Hemingway Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. -Catherine Zandonella Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. -Anonymous A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. -W.C. Fields > > > What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch? > > > - W.C.Fields > > > When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. > > > - Henny Youngman > > > Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of > > > the time and have the time of your life. > > > -Michelle Mastrolacasa > > > I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. > > > - Tom Waits > > > 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? > > > -Stephen Wright > > > When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall > > > asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, > > > let's all get drunk and go to heaven! > > > - Brian O'Rourke > > > Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has > > > taken out of me. -Winston Churchill > > > Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. > > > -Benjamin Franklin > > > Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is > > > beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but > the > > > wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. > > > -Dave Barry > > > > > > The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. > > > -Humphrey Bogart > > > > > > Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world. > > > -Kaiser Wilhelm > > > > > > All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's > > just > > > do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. > > > - Homer Simpson I might be drunk but you're ugly and I'll wake up sober in the morning. - Winston Chuchill to awkward woman.

I used smoke, but it just kind of got old. Even when I did it was rare, I haven't done it it years.

Those palm fran umbrella covers are pricey

I can do almost any Sat an Sun, I might have problems with Fridays.

Oh yeah, I've got my cannon. Not black powder, but looks good and loud as hell.

Seat plan link

Down the hall, two doors on the right. Oh man I crack myself up.

Its Open? Hey all O me So CAl Maties, we be needin ta plan a meetin o sorts, agatherin at this here establishment. Unlimited beer, Oh man, I be puttin that one to tha test.

Will do when it will let me, says its down for repairs.

Wait what the hell? Nope this isn't happening, consider it vetoed. Sorry but I make the rules around here.

Variety is the spice of life. I’ve gotta change it up every now and again. Shhh, don’t tell my bucket boot friends about this or they will hang me. Miss ya too rummy, will see ya soon.

The links on my profile.

230 Took me long enough.

I am SOOOOOOOOOO tired.

Oh man, I'm sorry I missed the bash mates. I came down with something mean, my bones were aching. Wish I could have been there and I know I can speak for the rest o me crew, who had to work all the way through new years eve, through the rain.

I would be honered. Is that Dread Pirate Gregory?

THREE, THREE DAYS WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Funny you should mention that GoF, I was just thinking, what if in the future people try to re-enact our modern day pirates. People walkin around with AK's and RPG's. THats not a period correct 40mm grenade launcher.

I think I just pissed myself.

Thats is flippin awesome Weasel. And Rumba thats the main reason I get my tree, so I can laugh my ass off when my cat goes running full speed and makes a flying leap into the tree. Oh man that never gets old.