Red-Handed Jill

Hee hee - I once scared the crap out of a couple of door-to-door religious folk when they came to my house at the wrong time. A few years ago, I was having difficulties with epic-sized kidney stones and one morning was waiting for my stepfather to pick me up and take me to the emergency room. I looked like death warmed over (hair standing on end, extreme dark circles from lack of sleep, permanent grimace from the extreme pain, that sort of thing.) I managed to throw on some sweats and crawl to my front door, where I waited. After a few minutes, I heard voices and wasn't sure who it could be, since I was distracted by the pain. When they were in front of my door, I realized what they were, opened the door, screamed, "GO AWAY!!!" and slammed the door shut. They ran away as quickly as they could.

hash browns

Emasculate

Not good!

"It smells like... victory!"

Ooh - good one. Inspired me to pop in one of my Van Morrison CD's - I'm listening to "Caravan" right now.

Barbie and Ken

That one was from "Jackie Brown" Okay, here's one: "Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service."

burritos (okay, now I'm hungry! )

Isn't that from the first Batman movie?

Margarita!

Saucy wench

I can dig it!

fig leaf

Hurts so good!

Oh, the pain! The pain! (as Dr. Smith would say...)

I think it's from that Paul Newman movie - Harper? Hooper? Damn - something that starts with an "H" but doesn't it go "I used to be a sheriff, 'til I passed my literacy test"? Maybe I have the wrong movie?... (At the time, I thought it was a great put-down.)

"Cold Water" also wrote by Wun Hung Lo

IMO, Sean Connery was the ONLY Bond.

bees

Argentina

Man 1: "Which did you like better? Jedi or The Empire Strikes Back?" Man 2:: "Empire." Man1: "Blasphemy!" Man 2: "Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets. ------------------------------------------- Clerks, if memory serves

bloodsucker

Belly laugh BTW, the Mango-flavored Parrot Bay rum is okay (as in buy a sample bottle if you can find one.) The coconut is still the best by a wide margin, in my opinion.

Chuckle