That one would be from Breakfast at Tiffany's, right?
Okay, here's one:
"Don't you love your country?"
"Yes, I do, sir."
"Then how about getting with the program? Why don't you jump on the team and come in for the big win?"
Gee - I wonder what movie that is?...
This one should be fairly easy:
"Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly; mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and they're suddenly theology scholars."
You're correct - Big Trouble in Little China. Bizarre but funny. I also like the quote:
"When they ask me, 'Did you pay your dues?' I always look them straight in the eye and tell them, 'The check's in the mail!'" (or something like that.)
And yay - someone recognized my sig quote!
Fancy - is that one from Krippendorf's Tribe? Saw it once awhile back, but that line sounds familiar.
It is - it's the first one, "Dirty Harry" - Clint always had the best lines...
Here's one that should be pretty easy for this crowd:
"You should always choose the lesser of two weavils!"