William Brand

Arrrrrr...today's special be gumbo.

Okay...but could you eat over the plate, please?

Nay. don't be sorry mate. Twouldn't be a pirate establishment if they didn't carry out a pirate the next day. Aye. How do you take your steak?

Ow. I need some ice. I was hit with a chair the other night at The Red Dragon. I think I have a black eye... ...hmmm. Today's special is raw steak.

Of course. (goes about putting out the spare candles of adjacent tables and stokes the hearth logs) I keep a wine of such an age that a man almost killed my for it. I'll go and fetch it.

Aye. Let us toast to abscent friends. May they stay far away whilst I have you to myself this night. lol.

One can neither blame follicles or barnicles. Aye. Here's to redheads in spirit!

Please. Any requests? /Fills a glass of sherry and slides it over to William with a nod/ Requests? Non, I trust your judgement, mon ami. It is a pity, if I had known that you were of musical pursuation, I would have brought my 'cello and offered a duet. Perhaps another time, oui? My compliments on this delectible meal, William. Such flavor would please Neptune himself! Bravo!! (bows low) Most kind, lass. Most kind. It seems that we have the Tsunami all to ourselves tonight. I shall pillage my own stores for some pastries and wine and we shall sing until the moon comes up. Perhaps longer.

Tis a quiet night, it is. Aye. (mops the bar)

There must be more redheads here than this! Arrrrrrr!

(wets his pipes with rum and begins to sing) Aye.

Please. Any requests?

right now...they're telling me to eat chocolate... damn voices.

Excellent choice...

Have you seen the women who frequent this place? And today's special? Of course it's heaven.

Pick a wine....any wine. I'll work on the brisket and omelets.

Lobster, to celebrate what we look like after a day at the beach. Red Wine. Bacon. Red meat, raw off the bone. Cranberries. hmmm...that's all good for a start.

There you go. And...if you aren't contrary to the idea, I shall sit here and play the mandolin quietly while you eat and read.

Thank you kindly, one and all. Aye. Tis a fine reward indeed to be complimented by so many fine ladies. I think I'll hold a redhead appreciation party on the Tsunami Kate sometime soon. I shall also remain in me breeches for the time being.

I am hot...must be the jacket. Here, I'll take it off. (takes off jacket) Nope. Still hot. (takes off shirt) Hmmm...that didn't do it either...

The voices in my head.

Dude...you are my long lost brother. Brother!!! (hugs Joshua Red)

Further proof of me... ...I'm the redhead.

Me sans pirate outfit.

This thread be for the redbeards and redlasses only. None but true redheads be posting here lest there be bloodshed. Aye. Example: Joshua Red. Tis as fine a speciman of the copper top pyrate variety as ever I've seen in these here parts. Aye. Note the proud jawline. The upturned and noble eye. Arrrrrrr! There be a fair number of redbeards among us.