William Brand

Drat. I want those bottles and I don't get paid until the fifth of May!! ARRRRrrrrr. Who can I plunder?

Aye, aye.

Today's special is Arabian Nights Grilled Herbed Chicken... 1/2 cup finely chopped flat leaf parsley 1/2 cup finely chopped fresh fennel tops or 2 teaspoons dried fennel seed 1/2 cup finely chopped green onions 1 8-ounce carton non-fat plain yoghourt Salt and pepper 1 chicken, about 3 pounds, butterflied 1 teaspoon olive oil Mmmmm...

I'm in Northern Utah, so I am as landlocked as they come. Anyone else trapped up here in the Rockies?

I'm working on the following projects... A scottish style baldric with pistol hangers and a penannular brooch shaped buckle. I'm sculpting silver buttons for a long coat and vest. I hope to begin my first Queen Anne Pistol from a kit. I'm going to customize the grips with celtic knotwork and rework the metal fittings. If I get the cutlass before the end of the summer, I'm going to do some detail work on the basket, pommel and blade. And last but not least, my very own pirate room in the attic.

Today's special is osso buco... Mmmmmmm...

They do mike fine shotguns. I've never seen a Zanotti pistol. PICTURES MATE!

A round of crab cakes and chips for Diego and Ciaran with a side of guiness and beer.

Wonderful. I thank you. It is a beautiful gift.

Speaking of red... ...where the hell is The Red Dragon?

Today's special is crab cakes. And Cap'n Morgan eats for free. Brave lad.

Aye. lol. Aye it is.

Fascinating stuff there. Aye. I enjoyed the lashing comment about cannon ignorance. I too would have thought that was a date instead of a weight. I'm showing my ignorance today.

(William's hand shoots up) Aye.

A man's most perfect accessory is his character. If he be off bad character, than no other thing can compensate this one failing. Still, a man might be of good character and still be a scoundrel. Aye. Today's special is all things baby... Baby carrots. Stuffed baby potatoes. Hoisin-glazed baby back ribs. Arrrrrr.

Perhaps what you really need is this...

You're right. I'll settle for an open and billowing shirt. Arrrrr.

Certainly, sir. Pick a size...

Thank you, all. Well look at that. I've lost seven buttons off my long vest already.

Thanks, all. It was a long, but rewarding weekend. Now the careful minion molding begins. (insert evil laughter here)

What's that...? Is it a pirate hat? Well, no, but close enough.

Whew. Now... ...more rum! I can't wait to see the little pirate after work. Arrrrrr. He's a little prince of the sea.

whoa...666 posts. Quick! SOMEBODY POST!

(William walks in wearing a smile that cannot be removed by any news that might reach his ears today) IT'S A BOY! DRINKS ALL AROUND! RAISE YOUR GLASSES LADS AND LASSES TO THE NEWEST CREW MEMBER OF THE TSUNAMI KATE! TO MY SON, LIAM! ARRRR! Free drinks all around and all you can carry when you leave! Somebody get me some cigars and right quick!

You could use one of these...