Hawk the QM

It's like a check list, really. 1. Giggle at farts 2. See something in clouds 3. Call someone a butthead at least once a day 4. Look really stupid when you see a puppy or kitty 5. Say the word kitty It really is that simple. Please add you can think of more.

Disney bought all the magic and now we have to pay royalties. We are still chalk full of shenanigans though. Eeeevil shenanigans.

How DARE you make fun of Super bunny, all of you. If he could see.. you'd surely be dead for this outrage.

YAAAAAAAR! Happy B-day Red Bess! Have your self a good one =)

Super bunny is here! I think it wants cash. edit: Page one has goodness. Page two is too much talking. More bunnies please.

Congrats to you both! Remember, it's perfectly normal if you both lean to the left for a little while. You'll balance out eventually

lol yup. No amount of quarters will save you.

I object to sex on the Tele. I meaaan... I keep falling off!

Yaaar welcome mate!

I know your tricks sir. You're just walking away until I turn my back! haha Then you send in the attack turtle.

Josh says you're right and I need to go read the Star Wars info some more... As a full blown nerd I can say... If it has head tails.. its a Twi'lek (don't be fooled by color). I dare you to challenge my nerdliness. EDIT: And we all just lost our pirate cards for a nerd debate. =(

I shouldn't blow up my ego any more then it already is but let's be fair. The only reason you two beautiful ladies one was because I didn't drag my sexeh ass up on stage. Meow

Yaaaar, Hey Jack... do you come with cinnabons too? Thanx for robbing the spank bank lol

Yaaar if anyone is curious, the site is looking pretty good for not having photoshop or any REAL type of graphic creator. If you want a little sneak peak, PM me and I'll send you the temp URL. I won't be doing any public promoting here at the pub. Hope all is well with everyone

Ya, GoDaddy is borderline useless and I'm happy you and I only use them for Domain purposes. I just hope you never try/tried using them for hosting purposes. BAH! They take forever to update and over sell all their servers. Glad it all worked out for you Stynky

Thank you Bess, most kind of you =) As Piratey as that is, I'm really aimed to give something back. Someone pull my pirate card for this. lol

Yaaaaaar! Ok, the story is a tad long but here goes. I joined the pub as a social experiment to better understand "pirates". It was limited to 500 posts to make sure I got myself out there enough and to get to know as many people as I could while still maintaining a dead line. Long story short, You guys rock and have inspired me (in a good way) to create something all my own, a dirty, stinky, filthy pirate forum. Now I won't say what it is because (1) it looks like crap at the moment and (2) just wouldn't be nice to look like I'm "stealing" any members from here. Rest assured, my place will be for drunken riff raff that would likely upset the sweet and calm waters o' this pub. I'll keep a link to the pub on my main page to let people know that there's a home for them no matter what they are a pirate for. Drunken behavior, lewd comments and tasteless jokes unending will be my focus. As you know, not Pub suitable. Stay tuned to Bilgemunky After Dark because once my forum is up and running I will be running a commercial. Now I can't come up with enough about myself for the duration of the commercial so I'll be tossing a little Pyracy.com love in there as well as another pirate site that can't afford to advertise. Yaaaar! I'll pop in here from time to time just to say hello. I erased my profile so that I would get off my lazy arse and set sail for this project after many months of pushing it off. The pub is so awesome that I decided long before 500 posts that I wanted to do this. Alas, the more I post here the less motivation I have for me own project, so just consider this a little pub vacation for yours truly. Fair winds mates and I'll see you again soon. The QM. P.S. Sorry Mission but I'm not a fan of the crows nest nor a fan of announcements. "Beyond" was my home for months so I'd like to post this here. Yaaaar mate.

One more before I go can't hurt.

This is my last bump at the pup and t'was a good job done. If someone would be so kind to pick up my bumping for Mr. Bilge next week and furthermore, he would appreciate it.

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