Hawk the QM

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Yaaaar. If I can't laugh at myself then I certainly shouldn't be laughing with others. Equal opportunity for yuks. Ok I'll let you fine ladies get back to whatever it is you do in PJs.

Jokes on you, it was like that when I came in.

Just like in 20,000 leagues. Good option. edit: As a side joke. "Where do I mount the guns?" "Where no one's looking."

I brought my super soaker. Bring it! Only a man knows how to get 'em wet from head to toe (no pun intended but certainly welcomed) Awesomesauce Club........ represent. Yaaaaar!

Oh.. mount the guns at the rear. Chances are you'll be way ahead of the others anyway.

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Is it wrong to say I hope it sticks around for a bit? Business and friends is great to see, but I like a little chaos now and again.

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I believe the dog just caught you in a conundrum.

I wish I'd been a girlie... just like my dear Papa!

Girls are gross. You invaded our thread. Now we will invade your "threads". Yes... that's exactly what I meant.

Men only? I'm not sure if I like this club Pat. Cabin boys only go so far . I went there.

lol, No you're not and that's why we love ye.

who needs guns when the shock waves of speed alone will tear the other boat apart?! only 1.5mil? Where is my checkbook?

I only hate Ren folk MWUAHAHAHAHA! Haha, no I'm just kidding. I know there are many sides to piratiness so why say which is better? I like the yo-ho let's get drunk, screw the man and have a ton of fun. Some really enjoy the performing and some just love the history. I even love BAD pirates because I get to make fun of someone (in good nature of course). Spread the spirit! Oh... I love the pirate babes too. To my understanding... clothing is optional so there is little difference in WHAT they wear. YAAAAAR! (Naked+eye patch=pirate) EDIT: Heck.. even the eye patch is optional. Wink Wink

I've ordered from them before but did not have any problems with the order. Their photos sometimes don't quiet match the item, which bugs me. Hope they fix whatever they botched up.

They also grab everything that's not nailed down on a sinking ship. Get crackin' mate and nab yerself office supplies for '09.

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I thought the ladies were after the worm. Yaaaar now look what you made me say MadL.

There's nothing like an ale that gets you tanked and fixes that bladder infection edit: I don't know how big they are now but Fat Tire is a pretty darn good beer. They came around about 3 years ago and now I even see their beet in 7-11s. Good stuff.

Why do wenches keep saying this to me? Mast

Haha. I can't believe the interwebz have these already. This is why I come to pick your brains guys. Thank ye much

You mean I bought 400 cases of eye liner for NOTHING?! edit: i mean look at the picture..... I'm pretty enough already