Scuttlebutt
Stand around the water cask, introduce yourself & get the scuttlebutt.
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May ye all have faire winds, full sails, overflowin' mugs, and rich plunder! Capt. William
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Hee Hee n' Har Har! Any takers? Black Jack
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Bloody wrinkles!! Thar best be a fine an proper explanation for this wicked an unproper attack on poor ol Barquentine! I didn't crawl through the crap clogged bowels of a bloated blue whale to be molested by the likes o 'ee!! Hells blood and gallstones!! I guess you fetid shanks of mephitic gerbal refuse think ye pulled one on the "ol Barq" but I'll say this! Next one of 'ee worm bitten grub heathens finds 'emselves stirrin in a liquor induced puddle of bile 'n turnips, ye best be checkin yer gender! Here poor 'ol Barquentine comes in yer midst all peaceful an gracious, like an angel an looky what happens! Pah! (spits) An another thing! Whoever the regurgitated…
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Paisly .. fair lass I have heard those exclaim to say twas not true would cast me in shame Whilest it were planned for us to meet at a fair I was cursed to fail to peek But , Mad Woman Cheryl did come to the save by planning a party where we both would stay Alas and curse the fortunes that be for just after I arrived, you called to say nay At first I did swear it was planned this way you knew I was there and on purpose stayed away But I knew this was false it just couldn't be for a lass so lovely wouldn't be so mean It seems we are fated never to meet but, to be distant friends. who talk pleasent and sweet So to you dear Pailsy I hereby do vow that …
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Thar evil n' cantankerous n' hard nosed just like pyrates. I should know cause I are one! Ya can't keep a jar head down! Black Jack
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Arrr... I had me a few nautical dreams in me time, and I was wondering if ye had some too... Fer starters, and probably the root of the fixation: My friends and I have long aimed at putting our meagre funds towards buying a chunk of the New Zealand coastline, building a galleon and living the lives of the SeaDogs... Ooooooooh yeah, never far from my mind. And this must have been the cause of my dream: I dreamt that I was on a jetty, stratching out from a swamp into a clear sea. The jetty was connected to some kind of small building. There was a little kid hanging around, and he was asking me if I was a pirate. "Indeed , I be." rang the appropriate response, and th…
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Happy Birthday to ye mate!
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Here's wishin' ye full cups, full sails, dry powder, rich plunder, and plump wenches on yer natal day! Oh, and please start sendin' us some messages! I know that you have a lot of info to share about Quartermasters. :) Capt. William
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I decided to switch it around this year, and not dress like the wench I am. Doesn't really feel like a costume anymore. Anyway- I have a long silver dress with a high slit up one side (calm down, lads!), and I've made a logo to sew onto the other side- Says "Coors Light". I figure that something five feet, eight inches high, that is both girl and beer, should be a vision of loveliness to all involved. Coors is far from me favourite, but it comes in a silver can. Also- a necklace of poptops around me neck! Yer libation-like lass, Saucy Kate
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Happy birthday to ye matey!!!!
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Alrighty this be your final warning whoever the whore whelp is that was snoopin about the belly of my ship. (the flemish gallion on the second dock roped up to Rosalindas sloop you rancid chunk of fetid donkey mulch) ...That reminds me of a poem I heard in the bowels of Madrid by a fat lady barkeep with no hands.. "The old wind blows across the grey seas of ages, an the oars of time pass by unheard amid the driftwood an the weeds, thas where my heart lies..." The wine talkin *burp* poetrys for women and ladies boys with frilly garments an fancy city talk. When a mans bin on the o'ol salt chuck as long as Barquentine he gets lonely. Reeeeal lonely…
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It is time for me to go, and I will leave you with this: The Mermaid She rises from the ocean golden moon drawn into numinous wet skin She rises, body swaying to rhythms of rolling waves She rises, from the depths hair caressing a perfect bosom in a cascade of dripping brown curls She then begins to sing with a voice so hypnotic, mercurial arousing the hidden chords of a lonely pirate's being. Goodnight. Please feel free to email me
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Aye!... an' a Hearty "Welcome Aboard, Mayteee!". ..Kicks a hogshead, and it rolls on down the gangplank, bounces off the bollard, and settles to a stop..............
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Would like to wish all fellow mates a great Halloween! May ye find pure gold in all plunderings today!! Here's a grusome e-card to send to yer fellow mates and it's free too!! Need Flash to view though. Great for the plundering! Has anyone seen others that's to the liking? http://www.usagreetings.com/cgi-bin/usa_di...wf_092900_5.gif sorry for cuttin' & pastin-not sure how to do a hyperlink for the forum
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A toast to ye, Mate!......'ave as much as ye kin drink, 'tis Friday to boot!.............
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Upon swearing meself to a life of Piracy some years ago, I dubbed meself 'Dickos Fortuna', basically with the Dickos as a shortening for Richard, and the Fortuna sounded nice. Last year I searched the word 'Fortuna' on Google, and discovered this: "The Pirate Republic 1680 marked a second radical change of course in the history of the Islas Fortuna y Aflicción. In that year, a pirate fleet lead by Captain Davidson sacked the Fortaleza Bella Vista and converted the island into a base port for incursions and swashbuckling across the Caribbean. Fortuna has remained a pirate republic ever since. While nominally a part of the Commonwealth, it is now self-governing." I w…
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i took the plunge and signed up for fencing... when speaking with the academy **http://www.vafinc.com/**(thought i wanted sabre classes) i mentioned that my goal was to "dress like a pirate and pretend to kill people". he said i should take historical swordsmanship. def of class below: "Students are introduced to historical swordsmanship based on Medieval and Renaissance techniques. The swordfighting disciplines that will be explored in this class are the Japanese katana (a unique, single-edged sword), the rapier (the traditional dueling weapon), and the two-handed sword (the knightly European mediaval weapon). Swords used in class are the shinai (made of babmoo) and …
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'Ere's to ye, Surlyjane!..a tankard from the Ship's hold for ye!......Rolls keg wif' foot.......
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Any of ye swabs interested in discussing pirate fighting skills and weaponry; historic, reenacting, or theatrical? I meself be open to any related topic, be it swords, knives, pistols, muskets, cudgels, boarding actions, dueling, or land assaults (after all, they don't call me "Mad Dog" fer nuthin'!). "I've clinched and closed with many a foe, I've learned to defy and defend, Shoulder to shoulder we'll fight it out, But the strongest must win in the end." Capt. Ian "Mad Dog" Davies, Ye Pyrate Brotherhood, LINY
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Pirate Ship Name 1 2 3 4
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Allllright! Put on yer thinkin' caps...what would be the ultimate pirate ship name be? The winner here gets their ship's name plastered on the boat set at the Haunted Forest (By the by...we just finished her last night...she be HUGE!)
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I am called the Atlantic Enchantress, and I am new to this forum. I would like to say a friendly hello to everyone! Would you all mind telling me about yourselves?
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http://www.unmuseum.org/oakisl.htm I've seen specials on this on A&E and find it fascinating. There are also several good web sites out there with good photos of various levels and things found. Any thoughts. If nobody knows what it is I will re-post with details, but I'm thinking a board of pirates will know about legitimate treasure sites.
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to my signature, but I cannot figure out how to do this! It seems as though I can't use an on-line photo album, or can I?
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Aye mates! It twas' a darin' n' dasterdly plan but Black Jack n' his crew took over the local Fraternal Order of Eagles club here on the North Coast Saturday nite. First we plundered the bar n' ravaged da barmaids. Then me "Master Gunner" Mr. Nubbs laid waste to the dance floor with a hail of cannon fire. The band was playin' some kinda country music,(Black Jack hates that stuff). So we rounded the lott up n' threw them over board draggin' thar carcusses over the corrals til the sharks wouldn't pay any mind to em'. All in all, it twas' yet another lost, drunken Saturday nite! Ol' Black Jack even went as far as to get his first mate "Shanghai Sooz" pissed off at him (What …
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'Ere's a hogshead for ye maytee!, an' many more to ye, me Bucko!.......
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