Capt. Bo of the WTF co. Posted September 11, 2007 Posted September 11, 2007 Ben Franklin was right. Our return to absolute despotism was inevitable, and this nation is right back where it started if not worse. Watch the gladiators destroy each other in the colliseum as we kill you all in your sleep of ignorance.
Red Cat Jenny Posted September 12, 2007 Posted September 12, 2007 Heehee...nope....I can't say it.. Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Silkie McDonough Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Red Cat Jenny Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 Red Cat wanders over to Silkie and gives her a biiiiig hug. Aww..we looves ya. Um...But don't go wanderin around here naked and wet. Youll find trouble fer sure!! Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Patrick Hand Posted September 13, 2007 Posted September 13, 2007 Is that like the line from the movie"Serinity".... "I cried like a baby..... a hungry wet baby........."
BriarRose Kildare Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 Hmmm, Silkie, the Earth is The School of Hard Knocks for the Soul. It is called Karma, Learning and Evolving. Just like being in a big school whether you feel like you are in grade school, middle school or high school.....and well recess or graduation is when you check out to go thru yer life review....so that you can create another incarnation. My father always says, there is no Hell, cause Earth is Hell itself... Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all. The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Patrick Hand Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 there is no Hell, cause Earth is Hell itself... You know... I never beleaved that.... Living here is just too much fun.... and the bad times just make the good ones better......
Silkie McDonough Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 I agree Patrick ...I'm just having a few bad days right now.
Ransom Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 Puts an arm around Silkie, gives her a hug, and offers her a bit o' hot tea spiked with rum. "Here ya go, Lass. Things will be better soon. In the meantime, this will perk you up a bit." ...schooners, islands, and maroons and buccaneers and buried gold... You can do everything right, strictly according to procedure, on the ocean, and it'll still kill you. But if you're a good navigator, a least you'll know where you were when you died.......From The Ship Killer by Justin Scott. "Well, that's just maddeningly unhelpful."....Captain Jack Sparrow Found in the Ruins — Unique Jewelry Found in the Ruins — Personal Blog
Juan Francisco Navarro Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 Wet... naked... and hungry? Sounds like beginning or ending of quite a partido.
Silkie McDonough Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 If only. Silkie takes the tea from Ransom, sips it ...asks Ray for another tot of rhum. Sips again...pours the tea into a tankard and asks Ray for more rhum ...sips again ...smiles.
BriarRose Kildare Posted September 14, 2007 Posted September 14, 2007 Silkie, I do hope your cheerin' up some. How about a nice piece of Chocolate Cake to go with your Rum? Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme Winter is an etching, spring a watercolor, summer an oil painting and autumn a mosaic of them all. The Dimension of Time is only a doorway to open. A Time Traveler I am and a Lover of Delights whatever they may be. There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.
Patrick Hand Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 Silkie don't like gundrops...... So I'll snag alla them offt the top O' th' cake.... real quick like...... munch them al down...... Right befor Silkie post again...................... Mmmmmmmmm.... gundrops.........................
Silkie McDonough Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 Good ting dose er Raspberries ....which I DUZ like! Ifen dey were missin, my good friend Padrig, I wooud bae ready t'face d'wrath o'a woman scorned ifen I wuz you laddie!
Patrick Hand Posted September 15, 2007 Posted September 15, 2007 <munch munch munch> Who... meeeee ? They wern't very chewy, an' they were all rasberry flavored........
Red Cat Jenny Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 OOhhhhh raaaaaspberrieeessss Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Dorian Lasseter Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 Just had something happen... Those of you with cats... Ever look at them and they looks so wise, then a minute later they have a look as if they're dumb as a post? :angry: One of my cats, the Pooka, silly putter-cat... Truly, D. Lasseter Captain, The Lucy Propria Virtute Audax --- In Hoc Signo Vinces Ni Feidir An Dubh A Chur Ina Bhan Air "If I whet my glittering sword, and mine hand take hold on judgment; I will render vengeance to mine enemies, and will reward them that hate me." Deuteronomy 32:41 Envy and its evil twin - It crept in bed with slander - Idiots they gave advice - But Sloth it gave no answer - Anger kills the human soul - With butter tales of Lust - While Pavlov's Dogs keep chewin' - On the legs they never trust... The Seven Deadly Sins http://www.colonialnavy.org
Silkie McDonough Posted September 16, 2007 Posted September 16, 2007 Seeing that Patrick has indeed eaten the raspberries off her cake Silkie snatches it away before the last of them are gone. Taking a fork to the cake she savors what raspberries are left along with the chocolate cake. Once those few bites are gone she lifts the cake plate onto her fingertips and without warning smashes the remaining cake into Patrick's face being sure to get plenty of the icing in his mustache and up his nose then runs away giggling. :angry: :angry: :angry:
Patrick Hand Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 <Stickin' one finger up th' left nostral...... and then puffin' ter clear the right nostral....> WOT....? I saved you havin' ter eat those icky gundrops....... not the least bit chewy, and they was all the same flavor....... I guess this is not the best time to tell you that I also licked all the pink icing offa the top of it.........
Silkie McDonough Posted September 17, 2007 Posted September 17, 2007 Fortunatly the icnin ya lick-ed part is wot I stuff-ed up yer nose!
Red Cat Jenny Posted September 21, 2007 Posted September 21, 2007 I need more pillows... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Pirate Petee Posted September 21, 2007 Posted September 21, 2007 Drunk, Horney, wifes at work and I don't want to work tomorrow.
Patrick Hand Posted September 21, 2007 Posted September 21, 2007 Drunk, Horney, wifes at work and I don't want to work tomorrow Dang... sounds farmiliar.... other than.... no wife.... so the hornies last a heck of a lot longer........ so ter cover fer that.... I just drink more........ Goin' ter miss ye at Ojai this year............. (but of course me aim be improvin' ............)
Red Cat Jenny Posted September 22, 2007 Posted September 22, 2007 Honored with prose twice in one day..... sigh... Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
Red Cat Jenny Posted September 22, 2007 Posted September 22, 2007 hehe I'm amusing myself with quotes...here's two I like.. Only a fool tests the water with both feet." - African Proverb and I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters." (or in modern case, keyboards) - Frank Lloyd Wright (1868-1959) Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.... Her reputation was her livelihood. I'm a pirate, love. By nature and by choice! My inner voice sometimes has an accent! My wont? A delicious rip in time...
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