Capt. Morgan Posted March 20, 2005 Posted March 20, 2005 *rubs eyes...* Well, mate, I may be mistaken, but the oldest leprechaun I've ever seen is trying to dive into yer bowl of stew...! There's no telling where those ears have been!!!!! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
William Brand Posted March 21, 2005 Author Posted March 21, 2005 Today's special is sturgeon with a side of potatoes and a pint of cider. And for dessert... ...dancing girls.
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted March 21, 2005 Posted March 21, 2005 Sheesh, ye leave for the better part of a week and ye get more dancing girls in! I'm sensing a common theme here! A pint of yer finest Will! I need some fortitfication for the week to come.
William Brand Posted March 21, 2005 Author Posted March 21, 2005 Sheesh, ye leave for the better part of a week and ye get more dancing girls in! I'm sensing a common theme here! A pint of yer finest Will! I need some fortitfication for the week to come. Fortification, eh? How about some of this...? or this...?
CaptainCiaran Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Today's special is sturgeon with a side of potatoes and a pint of cider, And for dessert......dancing girls. (Ciaran walks into the Tsunami Kate, after talking with a group of pyrates out front) William, there be a group of pyrates out there asking if ye do "take out" orders, especially the dessert type. I wonder if one of the most important steps on our journey is the one in which we throw away the map. -- Loreena McKennitt My fathers knew of wind and tide, and my blood is maritime. -- Stan Rogers I don't pretend to be captain weird. I just do what I do. -- Johnny Depp
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 one of each Will, one of each . . .
William Brand Posted March 22, 2005 Author Posted March 22, 2005 Today's special is sturgeon with a side of potatoes and a pint of cider, And for dessert......dancing girls. (Ciaran walks into the Tsunami Kate, after talking with a group of pyrates out front) William, there be a group of pyrates out there asking if ye do "take out" orders, especially the dessert type. Are you asking if I deal in the trade of "flesh"? No lad. I'll sell no woman or man, but you're welcome to ask any of the dancing girls to dance in whatever way might suit thee and them. Aye. I'll not stop revelry between mutual parties.
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 I might even take some requests . . . of the purely dancing variety!
William Brand Posted March 22, 2005 Author Posted March 22, 2005 I might even take some requests . . . of the purely dancing variety! Then...may I have this dance? (lays aside his coat, hat and pistols)
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 With pleasure Will! I don't believe we've danced since the Kate went through a spansish stage. So, what's your tune? a jig, reel, mambo or pr'haps we could try out some new swing dance moves! (lays aside swords, pistols and a variety of knives pulled from unknown and hidden locations. )
William Brand Posted March 22, 2005 Author Posted March 22, 2005 I know the swing moves well. Aye. I can lead or follow. Take it away!
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Well, bear with me, this is a new experiment! *starts to sugar push and tuck turn away*
William Brand Posted March 22, 2005 Author Posted March 22, 2005 wow...has it been awhile. you better lead.
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Errp . . . um, *turns to random Kate-ites* ye might want to watch out, this could get dangerous. like I said, I'm new at this!
William Brand Posted March 22, 2005 Author Posted March 22, 2005 Errp . . . um, *turns to random Kate-ites* ye might want to watch out, this could get dangerous. like I said, I'm new at this! Danger is my middle naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh! (crash)
Capt. Morgan Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 *Morgan lurches drunkenly from his seat, and applauds loudly* That be some o' the finest dancin' I've seen in quite a while!! Bravo! HIC!! Touche' Ship's Marksman & Crab Fiend Pyrates of the Coast "All the skill in the world goes out the window if an angel pisses in the flintlock of your musket." "Florida points like a guiding thumb, To the southern isles of rumba and rum, To the mystery cities and haunted seas, Of the Spanish Main and the Caribbees..."
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted March 22, 2005 Posted March 22, 2005 Ye MUST be drunk to be able to call that dancing! *looks up from where she fell flat on her bum after attempting one of those fancy jumping things.* Grab a partner and join in . . . it can't get any worse!
William Brand Posted March 23, 2005 Author Posted March 23, 2005 It...can't...get...any...worse...? Most of us are armed! (Steps back into the fray)
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 You're right - this could get fun!! (jumps up and starts bouncing around again!) Mmmmm . . . danger . . .
William Brand Posted March 23, 2005 Author Posted March 23, 2005 (puts his foot in a brass monkey sending cannonballs everywhere) Avast!
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 The thud with which MercenaryWench falls after tripping over cannon ball, mid-spin, puts new meaning to 'hit the deck'
William Brand Posted March 23, 2005 Author Posted March 23, 2005 (offers his hand) We might do better to all go swimming. Less chance of falling.
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted March 23, 2005 Posted March 23, 2005 Thank you! Yes, less falling more drowning . . . let's do it!!!!
William Brand Posted March 23, 2005 Author Posted March 23, 2005 (hands Merchenary Wench some shark repellant) I'll get my harpoon.
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted March 24, 2005 Posted March 24, 2005 Sushi for dinner I assume, then? Maybe I'll pass . . . I perfer my meat of the none aquatic variety.
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