Nigel Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 There are only two things that scare me, and one is Cinn's nails. Okay, there are only three things that scare me, One is Cinn's nails, And the other is Paisley's Pink Sharpie. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OryginalCinn Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 *sigh* I have actually pared them down completely at the moment. Just for you, baby. What's the third thing that scares you? By all means, kill the whelp! ...or at least give him a good flogging. Better yet, let me do it. Flogger * Pyrates of the Coast Bloodthirsty Novelist Pyrate Adventuress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurtyLillie Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Aye, I said "ye was flogged Nigel" and ye wasn't yer crew says... .so live and learn... may I be so lucky as to have yer fun! Well maybe not that much fun... then again I was drinkin' black rum and hid one o-my-mates' weapons from him.. fer fun ya understand. And I got scared straight when he came at me askin' fer them sharp items..I tells ya that! So we had a little duel... Happy ya know New Years' and all that Rot. Pyracy in all it's Glory, Yers, D.L. aka DurtyLaFey member of a few crewes....but that be a personal question. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 *sigh* I have actually pared them down completely at the moment. Just for you, baby. Cinn.... yer lucky you don't live in California...... those nails would be considered an Assult weapon here............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted December 31, 2004 Author Share Posted December 31, 2004 Nigel Posted on Dec 30 2004, 07:45 PM Â There are only two things that scare me, and one is Cinn's nails. Okay, there are only three things that scare me, One is Cinn's nails, And the other is Paisley's Pink Sharpie. he's scared of my sharpie... but not scared of DEAD PACKAS! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OryginalCinn Posted December 31, 2004 Share Posted December 31, 2004 Cinn.... yer lucky you don't live in California...... those nails would be considered an Assult weapon here............. Don't worry, I've destroyed all the evidence. Heh. Pais - Dead Packas Tell No Tales ...unlike pink sharpies and sharp nails By all means, kill the whelp! ...or at least give him a good flogging. Better yet, let me do it. Flogger * Pyrates of the Coast Bloodthirsty Novelist Pyrate Adventuress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 RANDOM MEMORY ABOUT PiP.... I had a great time at Pip... it was even more fun than Pensic (and the partys down in the "Bog" at Pensic were something to remember......) Things that happened at Pip keep poping back into my brain...... So not only did I get to have fun in Key West.... I get to keep remembering the fun........ Anyway... I flew out and back to Pip in garb..... on the way back, in Miami, I had a layover, so I was walking outside to have a smoke... there was a group of kids that I swear.... thier eyes bugged out... and thier jaws dropped to the floor as I walked by..... guess they didn't expect to see a pyrate in the airport....... I'd definately sujest Flying in garb ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 What's the third thing that scares you? What? Oh, carnies. Carnies. You know, circus folk. Small hands. Smell like cabbage. Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted January 1, 2005 Author Share Posted January 1, 2005 Nigel Posted on Dec 31 2004, 09:32 PM Â Small hands. Smell like cabbage. :angry: not sausage?? "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 1, 2005 Share Posted January 1, 2005 Paisley..... the carnies that smell like sausage........ woh...... that should scare everyone................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 quit invading my nightmares!!!For me it's carnies and clowns. Can not sleep clowns will eat me! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 I have a Hot Topic car sticker that reads: your powers are useless against me, the clowns are my friends. and knowing Giz, he is both. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 The only thing that scares me is "____T__B__M____"'s Run, hide I'm not gay. I'M NOT GAY. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 I HATE CLOWNS!!!!! I HATE CLOWNS!!!! I HATE CLOWNS!!!!! Soothe... soothe.... soothe... drink rum, soothe, drink more rum... soothe! -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KW Pirate Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 clowns are creepy. mime's are just as bad. *shivers* "rum, give me rum lad! i've got the horrors!!!!!" pil'-lag-ing It's like looting, but the shopkeeper is watching from behind some hastily contrived shelter. Rum Wench - Pyrates of the Coast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 Okay, there are only FOUR things that scare me. Cinn's Nails Paisley's Sharpie Carnies... ...and the fourth is "Turquoise Bikini Man". Brrrrrr....... Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Animal Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 The only thing that scares me is the thought of Nigel dressed as TBM. If that won't give you nightmares, nothing will. Animal Buccaneer - Services to the highest bidder!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted January 4, 2005 Author Share Posted January 4, 2005 Nigel Posted on Jan 3 2005, 07:59 PM Â Okay, there are only FOUR things that scare me. Cinn's Nails Paisley's Sharpie Carnies... ...and the fourth is "Turquoise Bikini Man". well...look who's NOT the metrosexual pirate, hummm.... it's not turquiose...it was teal! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted January 4, 2005 Share Posted January 4, 2005 don't let the bikini fool you. He killed 37 Iraqies. Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 "Hey, Iraqi! Watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!" Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK SKOT Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Don't mind Nigel.....he had a few drinks and kept getting wood all night!!! Ummm....yea... we were playing darts.....and he kept hitting the wood and not the board!! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Wood! Wood knot! Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 anybody got duct tape. Somebody tape Nigel's hands down before he puns again!!! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OryginalCinn Posted January 5, 2005 Share Posted January 5, 2005 Aww, but Nigel without a pun would be like TBM without a pink wig... By all means, kill the whelp! ...or at least give him a good flogging. Better yet, let me do it. Flogger * Pyrates of the Coast Bloodthirsty Novelist Pyrate Adventuress Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornsby Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Hey captain, how did I get the title of bilge rat? You telling me something? I was a hoping to sign on as one of the ships carpenters...if not, how about the ship surgeon. I can start with cutting out a heart... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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