Hornsby Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Hey, Paisley! Old news I know, but I didn't forget you "and the rest" of my unmentioned crew members... Thats what the Gilligans Island syndrome referred to...'and the rest...' I must be the old man if I am the only one getting the joke... I get it... The next question will probably be, "Who is Gilligan...?" As for the payment of Rum, no problem! But I am drinking also... As for the filing of nails, my stunt double Nigel will be filling in for me...LOL And I like some summer sausages, but not all! Pink is okay, but not mixed with teal... and wanna be men... Bring on the Elixer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Hey captain, how did I get the title of bilge rat? You telling me something? I was a hoping to sign on as one of the ships carpenters...if not, how about the ship surgeon. I can start with cutting out a heart... Carpenter?? you like wood that much? and TBM without a pink wig is just sad.. sniff. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheila Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 I heard something good about his 'nailing' ability as well Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 poounding something too, and maybe something about what he saw.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 Merrydeath Posted on Jan 6 2005, 01:17 AM  poounding something too, and maybe something about what he saw.. Sheila Posted on Jan 6 2005, 01:13 AM  I heard something good about his 'nailing' ability as well must keep mouth shut... as for you hornsby....you are not that old my friend. (i grew up on reruns lol) but i daresay...you do have a way with words...."and the rest"....uhmp!...never been called that before!!! ahhhh ...i fear you underestimate the powers of a pink sharpie... but the rum will keep me occupied...for a little bit anyway... muah-ha-ha! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 must keep mouth shut... well that will be a first for you!! and you overheated b@tch!! here we sit freezing our assets off and you say its 66!! KEELHAUL HER!! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 Merrydeath Posted on Jan 6 2005, 01:49 AM  well that will be a first for you!! and you overheated b@tch!! here we sit freezing our assets off and you say its 66!! KEELHAUL HER!! *paisley grabs merry's vickies she left on her hammock and starts running amok, amok, amok! wooooohooooo!!! "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 I'm gonna touch you so hard, your week will start on Tuesday!! and I know amok.. you ain't even close! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 Merrydeath Posted on Jan 6 2005, 01:57 AM Â I'm gonna touch you so hard, your week will start on Tuesday!! and I know amok.. you ain't even close ohhhh baby...kinky!!!!! do i make you randy????????? *throws handful of sand at merry here ya go...you can use it to get your car out....snicker "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 *Blinks* I'm not Randy, I'm Merry! damn..she already has syfillus..her brain is fried.. thinks how Lance would be sooo disappointed. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 Merrydeath Posted on Jan 6 2005, 02:05 AM Â *Blinks* I'm not Randy, I'm Merry! damn..she already has syfillus..her brain is fried.. sticks n stones, luv... sticks n stones "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 that's it?? that is all the better?? I don't have sticks and stones, I have CANNON! Lets see who breaks a boner or two! Gee Paisley, I knew you liked pink, but I didn't know you could sashay so well.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 Merrydeath Posted on Jan 6 2005, 02:13 AM Â Gee Paisley, I knew you liked pink, but I didn't know you could sashay so well.. why thank you for noticing!!! nigel taught me... *shows merry a pic of nigel asleep in a teal bikini "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 NIgel!! Nigel was a rent a rogue, so's I KNOW he don't sashay! damn.. the syfillus must be far into her brain.. Pore lass.. Stops the battle to help her pore friend Paisley get something to eat and a place to sleep.. Til later, deary, you know I love you in that het way.. you rock! Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Doc we have two here who have stumbled into the experimental elixir. Can you whip something up fer them. I quess I have to lock this door from know on. Sorry, Animal fer distrub the ship so much. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 I resent that re-mark.. and I bet Nigel resents those re-marks more!! (thinking about pink sharpies) da dum, da dum, da da da da da da da daaaaaa, da da dummmmm.. (shades of pink panthers!) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hurricane Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Hey captain, how did I get the title of bilge rat? You telling me something? I was a hoping to sign on as one of the ships carpenters...if not, how about the ship surgeon. I can start with cutting out a heart... Sorry lad, that's a pyracy.com designation for newbies. Us seasoned posters have far more interesting titles, again, thanks to the wonderful owners of this here board... the Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted January 6, 2005 Author Share Posted January 6, 2005 Olaf Grumby Posted on Jan 6 2005, 10:29 AM Â Doc we have two here who have stumbled into the experimental elixir. Can you whip something up fer them. I quess I have to lock this door from know on. Sorry, Animal fer distrub the ship so much. *paisley breaks away from merry and her delusions of me having syphilius...grabs olaf's boxers and starts running amok again "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 I stand in my born glory as women run amok around me. Here is a demonsrtation of Olaf's power. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 Pais.. I wrote Sy-fillus.. a dreaded disease that make you loose your grip on your tankard and your mind. Olaf in his born glory!! and me without me camera.. damn Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Olaf Grumby Posted January 6, 2005 Share Posted January 6, 2005 I'm just wondering do I every get me skivies back or do I have to mount an expedition of retrieval and retribution. Damn be the sharpies. Merry, looks like I'll be like this awhile so go get the camera. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paisley Posted January 7, 2005 Author Share Posted January 7, 2005 Merrydeath Posted on Jan 6 2005, 02:49 PM Â Pais.. I wrote Sy-fillus.. a dreaded disease that make you loose your grip on your tankard and your mind oh! and how n the heck am i supposed to know that is what you meant!?...i thought the cold had gotten to your brain! Olaf Grumby Posted on Jan 6 2005, 03:58 PM Â I'm just wondering do I every get me skivies back or do I have to mount an expedition of retrieval and retribution. hummmm...interesting question....let me think bout it for awhile btw...you said "mount"..uh..uhhh..uhhh (beavis n butthead style) "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 he said mount.. *laughs with Paisley..* and you never asked.. lol gets her camera with the built in cam corder.. so we can see him in 'action'.. good thing I have a wide angle lens.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted January 7, 2005 Share Posted January 7, 2005 *paisley grabs merry's vickies she left on her hammock and starts running amok, amok, amok!wooooohooooo!!! It's getting mucky in here. "Sultry....The night was sultry. ...I'm getting out of here. It's too damn sultry." Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Hand Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 "Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!" Sometimes I be a bit slow..... just noticed yer signature...... Dang...... wot are the chances they will be there again next year........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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