Nigel Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 "... a cute lit-tle bun-ny rab-bit... ...I'm going to love him, and pet him, and call him George..." Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
Sheila Posted December 16, 2004 Posted December 16, 2004 captain said NO BUNNIES!!!! Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
Paisley Posted December 17, 2004 Author Posted December 17, 2004 capt...seein how i'm chief vermin wrangler on the ship....was wonderin if ya needed me to preform any duties to lower the number of dinners...er....pests on board? "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
hurricane Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 Paisley, Kill them. Kill them all! -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
BLACK SKOT Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 NO! Rat on a stick...............my favorite!!!!! For all that matters.........stick on a rat is just as good I guess. BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
Patrick Hand Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 captain said NO BUNNIES!!!! Nigel.... you going to tell H. Hefner.... or should I..........
Paisley Posted December 17, 2004 Author Posted December 17, 2004 hurricane Posted on Dec 16 2004, 09:58 PM Â Paisley, Kill them. Kill them all! *paisley starts to scatter little pieces of summer sausage laced with sevin dust around the ship. "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
BLACK SKOT Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 Seven dust is cool! On of the bst concerts I've been too! BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE) "Quarter" Master Pyrates of the Coast "Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship... Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"
Merrydeath Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 I LOVE bunnnies.. and they didn't get to dance much.. but they did snuggle once. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
hurricane Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 Bring me my hasenfeffer, Paisley. They'll be rabbit for dinner tonight! Damned bunnies! -- The Captain -- Hurricane ______________________________________________________________________ http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011) Scurrilous Rogue Stirrer of Pots Fomenter of Mutiny Bon Vivant & Roustabout Part-time Carnival Barker Certified Ex-Wife Collector Experienced Drinking Companion "I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic." "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com
Master Sully Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 I agree Skot! Sevendust does a great show! Split and broke my nose in their mosh pit and it didn't even faze me. P.S. Captain-- I can skin and clean rabbits very well. "Remember, on a pirate ship, in pirate waters, in a pirate world, ask no questions. Believe only what you see. No, believe half of what you see."... Burt Lancaster DUM SPIRO SPERO... WHILE I BREATH, I HOPE
Olaf Grumby Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 Good thing the bunny I found was not in Key West. Seeing none of you have been here lately, I can hide her with ease. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours.
Merrydeath Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 Sheila is the best plunder bunny I know, an iffen you want to skin her, that is up to you. You are 2 two consenting bunnies.. Hop hop hop.. Captain, hassenfeffer? Does this mean the Captain likes to EAT bunnies? Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook!
Olaf Grumby Posted December 17, 2004 Posted December 17, 2004 I summit a retraction of all my bunny statements previously recorded; those responsible have been sacked. Enjoy the rest of the show. To The End Of Thee World or Wherever We Happen To Spin Off I'm off to see the elixir. The wonderful elixir of ours.
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted December 18, 2004 Posted December 18, 2004 That's nae ordinary rabbit -- it's a killer! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent ye ever set eyes on! Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair! So, brave pirates, if ye do doubt yer courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth! "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"
Sheila Posted December 18, 2004 Posted December 18, 2004 sorry about that. Those responsible for the sacking have been sacked. Please continue on with the show. Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
DumbassTurtle Posted December 18, 2004 Posted December 18, 2004 It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Montego Bay. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Bottle of Rum on the Ship of Aaaarrrrrrr!'.
Paisley Posted December 18, 2004 Author Posted December 18, 2004 hurricane Posted on Dec 17 2004, 06:58 AM Â Bring me my hasenfeffer, Paisley. They'll be rabbit for dinner tonight! Damned bunnies! *upon hearing that capt wants rabbit fer dinner, she decides, maybe she shouldn't use sevin dust....maybe "bopping them on the head" will work just fine not sure bout the hasenfeffer capt, but i did find this: Beer Basted Rabbit 3 pounds rabbit meat 2 tablespoons garlic salt 2 (12 fluid ounce) cans beer DIRECTIONS: Preheat grill to medium high and lightly oil grate. Place rabbit meat on heated grill and season with garlic salt. Pour beer into a medium bowl. Let meat cook 15 minutes, then start basting with beer every 10 minutes until done, about 30 minutes. throw a little bildge rat in just to spice it up.... ummmmmmmmmm yummy goodness. "This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones
Sheila Posted December 19, 2004 Posted December 19, 2004 I found a good recipie too. Holiday Whiskey Cake 1 cup butter 2 cups sugar 6 large eggs 2 teaspoons baking powder 3 cups sifted flour 1/2 t salt 1 cup bourbon 1 pound chopped pecans 3 cups white raisins( or use candied fruit) 1 t. nutmeg 1 cup milk AND....Very Large Bottle of Bourbon Whisky First...Sample the whisky for quality. Assemble all ingredients. Check whisky again to be sure its the highest quality...pour 1 level cup and drink Repeat this step.. Turn on electric mixer and beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon sugar and cream till beat. Make SURE whisky is ok...Try another cup for quality...Turn off mixer .Beat six leggs and add to bowl.Then chunk in the cup of dried fluit. Mix on turner. Throw in two quarts of flour. Gradually pour in the cow. Add two dried anything..If the fried druit gets tuck in the mixer, pry loose with a drewdriver. Sample the whisky again and check for tonsistency. Next...sift 2 cups salt. or something,, who cares...Check whisky again Now, sift the nutmeg and strain your nuts. Add one table.Add the spoon of whisky, or something, what ever you find left...Grease the oven. Turn the crake to 350 *, Dont forget to beat off the turner. Pour the oven into the batter, throw the bowl out the window. Lick the batter off the floor. Bake 300 minutes at 50 *. Finish the blobble of whisky and flow to bed. Sheila forever! Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!
Patrick Hand Posted December 19, 2004 Posted December 19, 2004 Sheila.... My recipe is very similuar to that...... get one dead rabbit but not too dead one cuppa flour one large bottle of rum drink the rum, and throw the flour and dead rabbit at the funniest target avalible..........
the Royaliste Posted December 19, 2004 Posted December 19, 2004 Hmmmm, found a lotta stuff whilst at sea, but never any rabbits!...Any good recipes for 'sauteed Japanese glass fishin' floats'?
Patrick Hand Posted December 20, 2004 Posted December 20, 2004 Any good recipes for 'sauteed Japanese glass fishin' floats'? Well I know one..... but it takes a LOT of wasabi ........
Dr.Wanna Posted December 20, 2004 Posted December 20, 2004 "Its wabbit season" "Its DUCK season" "Its duck season" "Its DUCK SEASON SHOOT!!!!!!'..................... Dr.Wanna Dr. Ivana-Anne-Anita Sum Yung Guy My friends call me Dr. Wanna If you are not my friend, don't call me at all.
Nigel Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 Finally, someone who recognizes that quote from Bugs and Daffy! I love ya, Doc! Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!) "Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"
DurtyLillie Posted December 21, 2004 Posted December 21, 2004 Man when I saw Nigel's back I thought you all were into some ah weapons of pleasure or something.... then it was explained to me what had happened.... I still think your crew rocks..way.... You crazy like me, yes you all are! Wait til next year, he he he evil laugh.... best regards I mean Argh and two halfs more, D.L. Pyracy in all it's Glory, Yers, D.L. aka DurtyLaFey member of a few crewes....but that be a personal question.
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