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There are only two things that scare me, and one is Cinn's nails.

Okay, there are only three things that scare me,

One is Cinn's nails,

And the other is Paisley's Pink Sharpie.

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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Aye, I said "ye was flogged Nigel" and ye wasn't yer crew says... .so live and learn... may I be so lucky as to have yer fun! Well maybe not that much fun... then again I was drinkin' black rum and hid one o-my-mates' weapons from him.. fer fun ya understand. And I got scared straight when he came at me askin' fer them sharp items..I tells ya that! So we had a little duel...

Happy ya know New Years' and all that Rot. :lol::lol:

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member of a few crewes....but that be a personal question.

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Nigel Posted on Dec 30 2004, 07:45 PM

  There are only two things that scare me, and one is Cinn's nails.

Okay, there are only three things that scare me,

One is Cinn's nails,

And the other is Paisley's Pink Sharpie.

:lol:

he's scared of my sharpie...

but not scared of DEAD PACKAS!

:lol:

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"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones

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Cinn.... yer lucky you don't live in California...... those nails would be considered an Assult weapon here.............

Don't worry, I've destroyed all the evidence. Heh.

Pais - Dead Packas Tell No Tales ...unlike pink sharpies and sharp nails

By all means, kill the whelp!

...or at least give him a good flogging. Better yet, let me do it.

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RANDOM MEMORY ABOUT PiP....

I had a great time at Pip... it was even more fun than Pensic (and the partys down in the "Bog" at Pensic were something to remember......) Things that happened at Pip keep poping back into my brain...... So not only did I get to have fun in Key West.... I get to keep remembering the fun........

Anyway... I flew out and back to Pip in garb..... on the way back, in Miami, I had a layover, so I was walking outside to have a smoke... there was a group of kids that I swear.... thier eyes bugged out... and thier jaws dropped to the floor as I walked by..... guess they didn't expect to see a pyrate in the airport.......

I'd definately sujest Flying in garb .......

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What's the third thing that scares you?

What?

Oh, carnies.

Carnies.

You know, circus folk.

Small hands. Smell like cabbage.

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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Nigel Posted on Dec 31 2004, 09:32 PM

 

Small hands. Smell like cabbage.

:(:( :angry:

not sausage??

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I HATE CLOWNS!!!!!

I HATE CLOWNS!!!!

I HATE CLOWNS!!!!!

Soothe... soothe.... soothe...

drink rum, soothe, drink more rum... soothe!

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Okay, there are only FOUR things that scare me.

Cinn's Nails

Paisley's Sharpie

Carnies...

...and the fourth is "Turquoise Bikini Man".

Brrrrrr.......

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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Nigel Posted on Jan 3 2005, 07:59 PM

  Okay, there are only FOUR things that scare me.

Cinn's Nails

Paisley's Sharpie

Carnies...

...and the fourth is "Turquoise Bikini Man".

well...look who's NOT the metrosexual pirate, hummm....

it's not turquiose...it was teal!

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Don't mind Nigel.....he had a few drinks and kept getting wood all night!!! Ummm....yea... we were playing darts.....and he kept hitting the wood and not the board!! :lol:

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Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"

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