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"... a cute lit-tle bun-ny rab-bit...

...I'm going to love him, and pet him, and call him George..."

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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capt...seein how i'm chief vermin wrangler on the ship....was wonderin if ya needed me to preform any duties to lower the number of dinners...er....pests on board?

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"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones

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Paisley,

Kill them. Kill them all!

-- The Captain

-- Hurricane

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  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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NO!

Rat on a stick...............my favorite!!!!!

For all that matters.........stick on a rat is just as good I guess. :huh:

BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE)

"Quarter" Master

Pyrates of the Coast

"Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship...

Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"

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hurricane Posted on Dec 16 2004, 09:58 PM

  Paisley,

Kill them. Kill them all!

*paisley starts to scatter little pieces of summer sausage laced with sevin dust around the ship.

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"This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology & extereme violence." -Vivian, The Young Ones

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Seven dust is cool!

On of the bst concerts I've been too!

BLACK SKOT ---(BLACKIE)

"Quarter" Master

Pyrates of the Coast

"Permit me aboard and I'll be takin' over yer ship...

Don't permit me aboard and I'll still take over yer ship"

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I LOVE bunnnies.. and they didn't get to dance much.. but they did snuggle once.

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

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Bring me my hasenfeffer, Paisley. They'll be rabbit for dinner tonight! Damned bunnies!

-- The Captain

-- Hurricane

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http://piratesofthecoast.com/images/pyracy-logo1.jpg

  • Captain of The Pyrates of the Coast
  • Author of "Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Year Before the Mast" (Published in Fall 2011)
  • Scurrilous Rogue
  • Stirrer of Pots
  • Fomenter of Mutiny
  • Bon Vivant & Roustabout
  • Part-time Carnival Barker
  • Certified Ex-Wife Collector
  • Experienced Drinking Companion

"I was screwed. I readied my confession and the sobbing pleas not to tell my wife. But as I turned, no one was in the bed. The room was empty. The naked girl was gone, like magic."

"Memoirs of a Buccaneer: 30 Years Before the Mast" - Amazon.com

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I agree Skot! Sevendust does a great show! Split and broke my nose in their mosh pit and it didn't even faze me. P.S. Captain-- I can skin and clean rabbits very well.

"Remember, on a pirate ship, in pirate waters, in a pirate world, ask no questions. Believe only what you see. No, believe half of what you see."... Burt Lancaster

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Sheila is the best plunder bunny I know, an iffen you want to skin her, that is up to you. You are 2 two consenting bunnies..

Hop hop hop.. ;)

Captain, hassenfeffer? Does this mean the Captain likes to EAT bunnies?

Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES

BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST:

http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink

http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates

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That's nae ordinary rabbit -- it's a killer! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent ye ever set eyes on!

Follow only if ye be men of valour, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair! So, brave pirates, if ye do doubt yer courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth!

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"He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do...

"He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!"

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hurricane Posted on Dec 17 2004, 06:58 AM

  Bring me my hasenfeffer, Paisley. They'll be rabbit for dinner tonight! Damned bunnies!

*upon hearing that capt wants rabbit fer dinner, she decides, maybe she shouldn't use sevin dust....maybe "bopping them on the head" will work just fine

not sure bout the hasenfeffer capt, but i did find this:

Beer Basted Rabbit

3 pounds rabbit meat

2 tablespoons garlic salt

2 (12 fluid ounce) cans beer

DIRECTIONS:

Preheat grill to medium high and lightly oil grate.

Place rabbit meat on heated grill and season with garlic salt. Pour beer into a medium bowl. Let meat cook 15 minutes, then start basting with beer every 10 minutes until done, about 30 minutes.

throw a little bildge rat in just to spice it up....

ummmmmmmmmm yummy goodness.

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I found a good recipie too.

Holiday Whiskey Cake

1 cup butter

2 cups sugar

6 large eggs

2 teaspoons baking powder

3 cups sifted flour

1/2 t salt

1 cup bourbon

1 pound chopped pecans

3 cups white raisins( or use candied fruit)

1 t. nutmeg

1 cup milk

AND....Very Large Bottle of Bourbon Whisky

First...Sample the whisky for quality.

Assemble all ingredients. Check whisky again to

be sure its the highest quality...pour 1 level cup and drink

Repeat this step..

Turn on electric mixer and beat one cup of butter in a large

fluffy

bowl. Add one teaspoon sugar and cream till beat. Make SURE

whisky is

ok...Try another cup for quality...Turn off mixer .Beat six leggs

and

add to bowl.Then chunk in the cup of dried fluit. Mix on turner.

Throw in two quarts of flour. Gradually pour in the cow. Add two

dried anything..If the

fried druit gets tuck in the mixer, pry loose with a drewdriver.

Sample the whisky again and check for tonsistency. Next...sift 2

cups

salt. or something,, who cares...Check whisky again

Now, sift the nutmeg and strain your nuts. Add one table.Add the

spoon of whisky, or something, what ever you find left...Grease

the

oven. Turn the crake to 350 *, Dont forget to beat off the

turner.

Pour the oven into the batter, throw the bowl out the window.

Lick

the batter off the floor. Bake 300 minutes at 50 *. Finish the

blobble of whisky and flow to bed.

Sheila forever!

Green, it's not a color, it'a obsession!!!

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Finally, someone who recognizes that quote from Bugs and Daffy!

I love ya, Doc!

Sir Nigel - aka "Sir Freelancealot"; aka "Ace of Cads"; aka "JACKPOT!!" (cha-CHING!)

"Mojitos BAD!...Lesbians with free rum GOOD!!!"

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Man when I saw Nigel's back I thought you all were into some ah weapons of pleasure or something.... then it was explained to me what had happened.... I still think your crew rocks..way....

You crazy like me, yes you all are!

Wait til next year, he he he evil laugh....

best regards I mean Argh and two halfs more, D.L. :(

Pyracy in all it's Glory,

Yers,

D.L.

aka DurtyLaFey

member of a few crewes....but that be a personal question.

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