Hook Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Well, here's to hoping that once you find a good one ye won't end up setting her aside for another tomato - just outta habit. Goodness knows, there are many out there like me, looking for a lad to pick 'em and put them in a bag and take them home . . . So if the lasses are tomatos, does that make the lads cucumbers? bananas? carrots? Apples methinks. Bright and juicy, shiny and firm with a nice roll to 'em . . . That be me describin' meself And to MercenaryWench....don't be fooling yerself lass, it's the woman as picks the man, not 'tother way 'round. Ye just make it look as we are doing the picking . . . :) Whar's me pipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tudor MercWench Smith Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 And to MercenaryWench....don't be fooling yerself lass, it's the woman as picks the man, not 'tother way 'round.Ye just make it look as we are doing the picking . . . :) Sure, we do the picking we just let you think you had the idea . . . good for your egos 'Course, I've picked quite a few, but no one seems to have informed them yet! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 Damnable Hell! I keep picking the rotten ones! How's them apples? So Hook, if what yer say'n is true..n yer an apple....Then a lass who has you once a day keeps the doctor away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hook Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 So Hook, if what yer say'n is true..n yer an apple....Then a lass who has you once a day keeps the doctor away? hmm.... well now lass, that'd be tellin' to be sure and me mudder taught me well (with a large hairbrush to the end 'o me end as it were *s*) not to be talking about such things in public. Seem's to me we would have'ta be in private for me to be telling me tales 'o dread, woe and seduction to yer delicate ears. Whar's me pipe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger the Red Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 Aye, Gold Teeth are an Asset- But only if Ye've Got a Pair o' Pliers- "For I have dipped My Hands in Muddy Waters, and Must a Pirate be- A short but Merry Life shall be My Motto!"- Bartholomew Roberts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 17, 2005 Share Posted January 17, 2005 they are purty when the men smile... Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Gold teeth look mighty purty when ye smile, too, Merrydeath. I notice ye have a small pouch o' them hanging from yer belt, next to them thar pliers... "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 22, 2005 Share Posted January 22, 2005 Just helping out a fellow pirate, taking the painful ones away, an making sure he can eat his hardtack again.. Not my fault they all land in me pouch... Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selenia Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 everyone seems to be likin them short lasses but what if ye be 5'11" with 37" of leg. do us tall lasses have any hope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 37" of leg? No, sorry - no hope at all. Report to my office immediately for counseling. ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selenia Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 there be a twinkle of hope i guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Pete Straw Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 everyone seems to be likin them short lasses but what if ye be 5'11" with 37" of leg. do us tall lasses have any hope Hmmm... could be a problem. Methinks yer legs require closer examination... "He's a Pirate dancer, He dances for money, Any old dollar will do... "He's a pirate dancer, His dances are funny... 'Cuz he's only got one shoe! Ahhrrr!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Selenia Posted January 23, 2005 Share Posted January 23, 2005 ahhhh but another twinkle me day is growing brighter as it goes a round for all ye long leg lovin lads Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Mermaid Posted January 24, 2005 Author Share Posted January 24, 2005 Selenia luv, short legged lasses and long legged lasses aren't that different. After all, it's hell for both of us to find good length jeans! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 24, 2005 Share Posted January 24, 2005 agreed.. but the petites work great for me. Plus I can wear men's shirt to bed... okay.. its hard to find jeans that fit.. and boots too. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duchess Posted January 25, 2005 Share Posted January 25, 2005 everyone seems to be likin them short lasses but what if ye be 5'11" with 37" of leg. do us tall lasses have any hope Hmm, I think a while back we had a thread devoted to tall women. I recall that there were quite a number of us there. The Duchess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger the Red Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Well- getting back to the original Question- Since We Very Rarely Meet in Closeup- I would Have to say the First thing that Attracts Me to a Woman is Her Overall Physicality- Her Figure and Bearing, Her Coloring and the Way She Styles Herself. And If the Attraction is Strong, one Draws Closer and Attempts to Strike Up an Aquaintance- at this Point, it's all About the Face-especially Her Eyes-I Like the Moments When Your Mouths are Saying One thing while Your Eyes are Having a Conversation of Their own. Not that the Mouth- and What comes Out of It-Don't figure into the Mix- The Sound of Her Voice, and What She Says, the Wit and Intelligence behind Her Words- All these Elements-Plus a Sweet Smile of Course-Are What Make A Woman Attractive to My Way Of Thinking. RtR "For I have dipped My Hands in Muddy Waters, and Must a Pirate be- A short but Merry Life shall be My Motto!"- Bartholomew Roberts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoshuaRed Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Well I'll come right out and say it since it's 4am and I'm on my fifth Dark N' Stormy....I likes big soft bouncy juicy cleavage ready to burst out of a bodice while the fair lass wears a sly come hither look an' beckon's wit her silver ringed long-nailed sleek finger. Wow I AM drunk! HUZZAH!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger the Red Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 agreed.. but the petites work great for me. Plus I can wear men's shirt to bed...okay.. its hard to find jeans that fit.. and boots too. So, Ye wants the Shirt off'n a Man's Back- Plus Hims Jeans and Boots to Boot, Merry? Might We Surmise that a Woman is Interested in What She Can Get off'n a Man then- While a Man is Focused on What He can get Into a Woman...I Kid, Luvs-really... RtR "For I have dipped My Hands in Muddy Waters, and Must a Pirate be- A short but Merry Life shall be My Motto!"- Bartholomew Roberts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 28, 2005 Share Posted January 28, 2005 Wow I AM drunk! Nay, mate, ye not be drunke - -ye jes' ran into me ex- :) ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 So, Ye wants the Shirt off'n a Man's Back- Plus Hims Jeans and Boots to Boot, Merry? Might We Surmise that a Woman is Interested in What She Can Get off'n a Man then- While a Man is Focused on What He can get Into a Woman...I Kid, Luvs-really... RtR Roger darlin.. can you tell me that seeing a woman wearing nothin but your shirt and a smile is bad? and its MY boots and pants.. or maybe your pants.. panting.. something like that. If all I wanted was things from someone, I wouldn't be here. I would be on the SELLYOURPANTIESFOR$$ site. :) Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger the Red Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Lass, Ye Know I was Teasing wit Ye-Sure and I'd Love to See Ya Wearin' anything- and Ye Looked Finer In Yer Pants and Boots than Ye Would in Mine- I Know Yer a Heart o' Gold Merry- That what Keeps the Boys Comin Back Around, Eh? RtR "For I have dipped My Hands in Muddy Waters, and Must a Pirate be- A short but Merry Life shall be My Motto!"- Bartholomew Roberts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 I know, me laddy.. I know you was just having fun! If not, me cutlass would make fast work of your fine arse... (looks at it and smiles...sighes) as fer the heart of gold, its the finest money can buy!! but Roger, You are a fine man..and no boys fer me. Just a few of the lads who like to play and drink with an ol lady. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PyratePhil Posted January 29, 2005 Share Posted January 29, 2005 Aye, an' iffin' ye be an olde lady, I be Methuselah's Grampa (smeckin' his gums together)... ...Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum... ~ Vegetius Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merrydeath Posted January 30, 2005 Share Posted January 30, 2005 wasves.. PPhil, you are only a year older.. Pirate Lass with sass, brass, a cutlass, an a nice *ss. Capt of the FOOLS GOLD PIRATES BLAST BREAST CANCER! GET A MAMMOGRAM AND SAVE YOUR TREASURED CHEST: http://www.myspace.c...iratesthinkpink http://www.myspace.c...oolsgoldpirates CAPT OF THE ONLY PYRITE SHIP AFLOAT: THE FOOL'S GOLD- look for us and Captain Merrydeath on facebook! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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